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#37489 (185/291) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+swedegeek> MrDelayer, how come discussion always moves to centering around mail anatomy when you're around?
<MrDelayer> mail anatomy?
<MrDelayer> like
<MrDelayer> postal workers
<MrDelayer> "Hey baby, nice package"
#37443 (97/215) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dogboy> You know, there's a part of me that says penis jokes aren't funny.
<urcompsux> Yeah, it's probably your penis.
#37503 (70/160) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<everest-> seems your most effective method of contraception is your personalityComment: #geekissues
#37502 (73/179) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< leary> how many people does it take to have an organized religion?
< leary> cause i got an idea
< Systat> 2
< Systat> one to preach and one to beleive the bullshit
#37441 (70/190) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@g> ive been cleaning my room on and off all day
<@g> got rid of like 6-7 bags of trash :x
<%Luffy> I've been thrusting all day...beat that ?.?
<@g> i dont want to beat anything of yours o.o

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