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#37314 (137/271) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Redd_Jedi> When people say "Have you been penetrated" does that mean have they been shot?
<Plog> o_O
<Squirtle> O_O
<Redd_Jedi> What?
<Plog> Redd_Jedi: When you have a man and a woman.
<Redd_Jedi> WHOA WHOA WHOA I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
<Plog> they order a bird to drop a baby down their chimney.
<Plog> And the baby is penetrating the chimney you see. >_>
<Redd_Jedi> So that's what it means <_< |
#37274 (130/260) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Feer|work> I need to have my house reinsulted
<Cowboy> your house SUCKS
<Cowboy> your house is the WORST HOUSE EVER
<Feer|work> yeh it needs some insulation
<Cowboy> oh i thought you said insulted
<Feer|work> i have a new AC unit
<Feer|work> lol
<Feer|work> i did
<Feer|work> insulated
<Feer|work> i meant
<Cowboy> well ur house still SUCKS
<Feer|work> it sucks in the hot air from outsideComment: #CkB irc.gamesurge.net
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#37282 (95/207) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dest> tate: If useless facts got you women, I'd be beating them off with shotguns
<Fenris> instead of beating himself off with a mitten |
#37252 (96/222) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(Deranged): Bah, working without a day off screws up the week.. I don't know what day is what.
(Syntax): Weds
(Syntax): I think
(Deranged): Is it?
(Syntax): See that little thing in the bottom right corner of the screen?
(Syntax): With numbers on it?
(Deranged): the time?
(Syntax): Hover your mouse over it
(Deranged): tuesday
(Syntax): Wow
(Deranged): Cool, I didn't know it did that.
(Deranged): :/ |
#37289 (63/203) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(Eagle): I just watched a cock fight
(Deranged): You and your boyfriend at it again? |
#37294 (45/193) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mairu> my download bandwidth is 5 kbps. but for some reason, when i download porn, it squirts upto 9bps!
<mairu> er. i mean shoots upto 9kbps**Comment: irc.freenode.net #linux-india
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#37298 (29/191) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dolph> beeeeeeee op beeop bop bop crankkkkkkkkk bzzzzt beeee be be be booooooooooooo be bong be bong be bahhhhhhhhhh biiiiiiiii bahhhhhhhh
<UnderCover> wtf
<Dolph> "Welcome"
<Dolph> "Youve got mail"
<Dolph> "Dah ding"
<Dolph> "Deh do"
<Dolph> hehe 56k |
#37283 (27/219) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jester{work}> butt sex is like spinach , if you're forced to eat it when you're a kid you wont like it as an adult. |
#37276 (20/168) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<freedumb> He's the kind of person who will wind up paying for this first sexual-encounter at age 31, get frustrated in the middle, and kill himself |
#37312 (-4/206) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<samako> my school's 69% white, 69% asian, and 69% pregnant |
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