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#37257 (255/347) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ProdigySim> We should have had him bring a TV back from Japan
<ProdigySim> so we could pirate Japanese TV shows!
<Juggerneko> Did you have the stupid for supper, or was it just an appetizer?
#37244 (179/287) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<barracuda> i got a letter in the mail that said i've been fired
<barracuda> theres no reason for termination tho
<barracuda> brb
-a few minutes later-
<barracuda> fuck
<barracuda> i got fired for reading bash
<Smithereen> Where do you work?
<barracuda> at church
#37255 (78/208) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gullberg> derb^ircdruk? drunk? :D
<derb^ircdruk> indeed :D
<gullberg> nice :D
<derb^ircdruk> have to drive in about 3½ hours
<derb^ircdruk> you know, car and shit
<derb^ircdruk> I'm going to crash so much
<gullberg> Then dont drive ;)
<gullberg> sleep instead :D
<derb^ircdruk> no
<gullberg> why not?
<derb^ircdruk> need my driver's license
#37256 (59/203) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pushead> nothing freaks out the girlfriend like graphic threats of sexual torture and murder
<painiac> does she read them, too?
<pushead> she read the latest one
<painiac> hahahaha
<painiac> that makes it all worthwhile
<painiac> what did she say?
<pushead> 'babe, some guy here says he'll kill you and rape your corpse' 'is it painiac?' 'yes' 'then it's funny. laugh with me' 'your friends are stupid and crazy'
#37249 (47/189) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<toku-sama> pagefault calls his father "sperm"
<toku-sama> and his mom "egg"
<pagefault> toku calls his parents test tube and eye dropper
#37240 (0/236) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
lazarius: I want a man bot here
lazarius: you could ask it for man pages.
lazarius: or at least some quickie help
lazarius: ... and I'm very quickly getting something bashable, aren't I?
***lazarius hidesComment: Man Pages
#37265 (5/149) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* ankleteeth looks for good pr0n
<Eldritch> tell me if you find any o_O
<Eldritch> good porn is like... 5 leafed clovers

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