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#37225 (162/320) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HiddenGenius> I think instead of having Joe Millionare they should have "Joe Minor"
<HiddenGenius> they could have like a 16 year old kid that looks a lot older do their show
<HiddenGenius> then they could see how many women have sex with him during the show
<HiddenGenius> and for the big finale, SUPRISE!!! YOURE ALL GOING TO JAIL!
#37190 (78/196) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Wolfy does his bit to erradicate capitalism by using lower case :P
* Wolfy is now known as wolfy
#37188 (49/207) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> I think I'm going to print off a few pamphlets for people who are under 18 and have had a kid
<Rjx> entitled "so you've ruined your life"
<Rjx> "and your vagina"
Comment: #geekissues
#37201 (-3/289) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jigga> The forums are slower than a Jew writing a cheque.Comment: #mikernet on irc.mikernet.org
#37209 (0/190) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
!semi_! OPERWALL - also, quick poll, if i was trying to fuck a snake and it bit me, and the only chance i had to live was if you sucked the poison out, would you?  what if i owed you $50?Comment: during an operwall ruckus
#37163 (-3/259) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
J3anyus: what game should i play now that sephiroth is toast
snokalope: Metal Slug.
J3anyus: that doesn't take very long to beat
J3anyus: JUST LIKE MY WIFE
#37185 (-2/202) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tardhat> omgomgomgomgomg new race in SWG
<tardhat> fuckin' Ithorians
<tardhat> err
* tardhat not nerd...
Comment: from #dcemu
#37204 (-6/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<djoanes> fuck you bitch
<fulgore> I dare you to say it again
<djoanes> It =)

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