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<cow_crap> ok I came to class early one day, considerably early
<cow_crap> and there's a girl there that I'm quite taken aback by
<cow_crap> and she said "wow, you came early" and I said, without thinking, "that's what all the girls say"
<cow_crap> I am such a fucking idiot
<cow_crap> she laughed at me for like 15 mins |
#37058 (268/396) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chee|s|e> I can't wait: soon, marijuana will be legal in Canada :)
<Eddf> So you can have a pot garden in your back yard?
<Chee|s|e> No dude, so I can extend the one in the back to the front. |
#37034 (128/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Masked_ninja sneaks up behinde Guest85523 and shuves the sword thro its neck and goes back to hiding
* Masked_ninja ruds behinde DameDesu and jumps on his head andtwists his head in a 180 dregge angle and jumps off
<Masked_ninja> runs*
<Mayseth> Oh please.
<Mayseth> Don't start correcting spelling errors now |
#37027 (81/179) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JudeTepes> The gay test timed out while calculating my percentage.... I hope that's nothign bad.Comment: #rm2k on irc.dynastynet.net
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<Stryker> Seriously. I've had no money since buying an Xbox.
<Stryker> Fortunately, I can use it as a bed.Comment: #rm2k on irc.dynastynet.net
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#37015 (72/200) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mercury> emacs sucks, literally, not an insult, just a comment that its large enough to have a noticeable gravitational pull...Comment: #debian-devel
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#37037 (70/200) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sellfone> FUCK U TV
<sellfone> im sitting here
<sellfone> eating steak
<sellfone> with A1 all over it
<sellfone> and they fucking show a tampon commercial |
#37046 (38/170) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Deranged): Having my right hand as a girlfriend is the best relationship I've ever had.
(Deranged): It's always up for threesomes, it'll never cheat on me.
(Deranged): And best of all, I don't have to talk to it after sex, because I don't know sign language. |
#37066 (32/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eLe> The Unix Guru's view of sex:
<eLe> unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount; sleep;Comment: #blizzhackers on irc.digitaltoxicity.net
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#37043 (3/171) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JavaGeek> your new g/f is an inmate?
<pr3d4t0r> Yeah. I figured I'd live more dangerously now.
<JavaGeek> mmm.. it doesn't say why she's incarcerated
<pr3d4t0r> Nothing adds to the thrill of sex like wondering "was she in the Big House for whacking her ex-b/f?" |
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<NeoHentaiMaster> yes, it is well known the riskes of opening a new server window, its just not worth it |
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<kingmob> there are still jews in europe, for instance
<hamtaro> WHAT
<hamtaro> NOT ON MY WATCH THERE AREN'T |
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