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#36983
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<spook> i failed at sleeping yesterday :(
<Madman> heh
<spook> stupid bastards with hammers right below me... they will PAY for their insolence
<Madman> I'm sure you can think up a suitable punishment
<arch> i am guessing he will punish them by cowering in front of his computer on irc
<spook> damn. he figured me out
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#37005
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<@Jedi> <@TheZEEness> SHIT ON AN OVEN
<@Jedi> i wonder what kind of amazing stench you could make shitting in an oven and then cranking it up to 450
<@TheZEEness> I wonder if at a certain tempurature, shit starts smelling like flowers
<@Jedi> fly me to your house, i'll shit in your oven...
<@TheZEEness> That sounds like a horrible cover of that Sinatra song
<@TheZEEness> FFLLLLYYYYY me to your house, so I maaayyy shit upon your oven
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<t-f-i> that's my pic..
<T|gz> damn your skinny
<t-f-i> yeah, i call it the IRC diet, eat snack food all day, never eating a big meal, and masturbate... a lot...
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<+Neo> does anyone know where on IRC arch0wl hangs out?
<+rhoppenrath> irc.goat.cx
<@Turboneko> #assfingerers
<+rhoppenrath> ZING!
<+Neo> rofl
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