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#36918 (304/410) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GLC> I saw this banner... with a chick saying "do you want to meet me?"
<GLC> and there was a "yes" button and a "no" button
<GLC> I clicked "no"
<GLC> and it took me to an IQ test website
<GLC> wtf

#36911 (143/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<euro-au> one of the vax's at work is on the filthiest (size wise) pair of ups's I've ever seen.
<euro-au> small microvax
<euro-au> runs some chem analysis and machine control software and isn't admined
<euro-au> scares me
<euro-au> they like pointing to the fact that it's not been rebooted since 1996, but also dislike being reminded that noone knows the sys passwd.

#36920 (134/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Nick): Remember that one time, when Razer put his name as `, and I didn't know it was him? lol
(Razer): Nick
(Razer): That was yesterday..
(Syntax[Sleep]{BTW_usuq}): Hahahaha
(Nick): ummm..
(Nick): <_<
(Nick): >_>
(Deranged): Stop smoking crack

#36937 (98/218) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JustinCredible> so I was catching for my brother today when he was warming up for baseball practice and he hits me in the head with a baseball and my eyes start watering
<JustinCredible> my dad tells me to stop bein a pussy and I just stare right back at him and say "you are what you eat"
<JustinCredible> so now I'm fuckin grounded...
<JustinCredible> I just can't win

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