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#36900 (149/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rhyno> okay
<rhyno> I must be losing my mind
<rhyno> I just walked to the PJ station
<rhyno> because I can't find my car keys
<rhyno> and they were right fucking here an hour ago
<DaemonX> pj station?
<rhyno> yeah
<rhyno> gas station
<rhyno> but the thing was
<rhyno> I was going there to get gas
<DaemonX> without your car?
<rhyno> and I couldn't find my keys
<rhyno> so I just thought "I'll walk"
<rhyno> go all the way up there.. and I'm like "wtf was I going here for.."
<rhyno> "OH YEAH! DUMBASS!"
<rhyno> then walked back
<DaemonX> ... i can't even comment on that
#36909 (86/182) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Duzzy> today at work, i was cutting gras outside the local school.. and then a chick came up to me.. kissed me, squeezed my balls, gave me a note and the she ran of.. and i was like wtf?!? when I got my mind gathered I looked at the note and there was a phone number.. I should send an sms to it, and that was when I realized the bitch had stolen my cellphone =(
#36883 (72/182) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
mistercow43: but I thought I'd tell you how insane I am
mistercow43: i find a hot dog in the fridge
mistercow43: I think
mistercow43: "ok, I'll have a cheese dog"
mistercow43: I look
mistercow43: no cheese, except parmesan
mistercow43: no hotdog buns
mistercow43: in fact
mistercow43: no bread except for pita and tortilla
mistercow43: so naturally
mistercow43: I fried an egg
mistercow43: put it on the hot dog
mistercow43: put some italian pasta sauce on it
mistercow43: and some parmesan cheese
mistercow43: and nuked it for 30 seconds
Narso310: LOL
Narso310: was it good?
mistercow43: yes
mistercow43: yes it was
#36881 (81/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Recon) but anyways... hows the weather?
(Jeterfan) ummm
 (Jeterfan) rainy?
 (Jeterfan) I don't know
 (Jeterfan) I live in a cave
 (Recon) with Bin Laden?
 (Jeterfan) LIES!
 (Recon) lol
 (Recon) yea, I bet!
 (Jeterfan) I would have turned his ass in a long time ago... but he pays for pizzaComment: XD
#36885 (32/142) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SteveB> did you ever hear of this thing...called "school"
<SteveB> you know, how it takes up your time and stuff..
<linolium> yeah... that's one thing
<linolium> :S
<linolium> but... at least i dont have a social life to stand in my way!
#36894 (11/245) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ExZippo> I need some more terror
<ExZippo> I'm forgetting
<ExZippo> NEVAR FORGET
#36887 (7/175) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
‹Animonger› she is so hot i would suck her dad's dick

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