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#36734 (189/303) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fleet> So I've started a job with a tech company
<fleet> And I'm building a server downstairs with the head of technical
<fleet> He tells me to pass him the RAM on the table
<fleet> I pick it up and read 512 DDR 2700 and ask
<fleet> "What the hell does Dance Dance Revolution RAM do differently?"
<fleet> He facepalmed and told me to go sit in the idiot corner
#36743 (38/174) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Nyschashi-Seikun> i love my mom but i would never admit it to anyone
<+Nyschashi-Seikun> wait
<+Nyschashi-Seikun> fuck
#36719 (34/174) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<%sketchataki> i biked to the beach today...hung out with a hott chick...biked back... xD long bike ride but i got a phone number...
<&James_> how old was she?
<%sketchataki> 87
Comment: Extract from #HPHC on irc.halca.org

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