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#36680 (189/345) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<t|to> mmm pound of weed
<Dmi> mmmmm, sexy girl at work whose ass is rocking like a ship out there in the deep blue sea during a thunderstorm
<Dmi> my network admin just imed me. he's like "Yeah, man, she *does* have a great ass"
#36703 (147/273) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(RIddles) hahahaha
(RIddles) my brother just logged onto msn and his nickname had been changed to "Omg i am so stupid, i forget to logg out in inetcafe and put my email at autologin"
#36682 (48/170) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Rjx sets mode: +o utopian
* Rjx sets mode: -o utopian
<+utopian> if ophood was like sex, I have just been flashed
Comment: #geekissues
#36699 (0/152) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
redrover1337: god I love metal slug... rented the game so I wouldn't have to get the rom which is a task daunting more than trying to find /good/ free porn

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