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#36443
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(Deranged): I was watching this thing on the discovery channel about the mating rituals of whales. Did you know that the male whale shoots out 400 gallons of sperm during an ejaculation? But only 250 gallons of that actually go inside the female. So that means, 150 gallons of sperm just float around in the ocean everytime a whale blows his load. Kinda makes you wonder if that's what makes the water so salty....
(Mayseth): I've drank sea water by mistake you know. I don't need to know this now!
(Deranged): HAHAHAHA
——> (Deranged) has quit IRC (Kill by Mayseth (I hate you.)).
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#36421
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<AlmtyBob> W00H00
<AlmtyBob> 120 HOURS BITCH
<AlmtyBob> MOTHER FUCK
<AlmtyBob> I JUST TELNETED IN TO MY FUCKING TIVO
<AlmtyBob> DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?
<AlmtyBob> THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF MY GEEK LIFE
<AlmtyBob> I'M BLEEDING FROM SEVERAL PARTS OF MY HANDS
<AlmtyBob> MY HOUSE...UTTER DISSARAY
<AlmtyBob> BUT I TELNETED IN TO MY MOTHER FUCKING TIVO
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#36426
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<JaneLame> who the fcuk is nick berg
<JaneLame> the guy britney married?
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#36422
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(23:55:23) (TCLe): ((Argh..it's like a migrane or something. I need to smother my face in a pillow for a long long time...))
*4 hours later*
(04:05:27) (TCLe): Aww...damnit
(04:05:34) (TCLe): I fell asleep ><
Comment:
#rotfw irc.esper.net
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