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#36409 (156/296) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xenophile> the women i've been with who say they dont mastrubate are usualy the wildest in bed...
<crypticreign> really?
<crypticreign> ive found the opposite
<xenophile> wow
<xenophile> perhaps i let loose something in them
<xenophile> must be orgasm after orgasm
<crypticreign> hehe
* gr doubts either of you has a large enough sample set for reliable statistical data here.
Comment: #dnalounge
#36396 (83/207) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@m4rine> everyone be quiet for like
<@m4rine> 10 minutes
<@m4rine> so i get bored of irc
<@m4rine> and go to bed
#36410 (73/211) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<laurent> ls
<laurent> ls
<laurent> err
<laurent> duh this isn't a shell
#36404 (33/189) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nyschashi-Seikun> and i dont let people borrow my games
<Nyschashi-Seikun> it would be like letting them borrow my penis
<Nyakhe> ...
<Nyschashi-Seikun> im too attached to them
#36405 (16/192) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AdamR78> i told the headteacher i'm a ladyboy :|
<AdamR78> i meant to say, i'm a chelsea boy, lady
<AdamR78> and instead i said i'm a chelsea ladyboy
#36393 (5/203) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<staniel> Cameron: I got my internet running faster now
<Cameron> good for you. my nose is running faster than my internet right now
Comment: #chemicalfusion/irc.freenode.net
#36412 (0/224) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<what_not> the beheadings are becoming so cliche
<what_not> they should mix it up
#36414 (-1/205) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<foszor> wtf fuck that
<foszor> why would i get married?
<foszor> ill just go find some bitch i hate and buy her a house
<foszor> that should save me 5 or 6 years
Comment: its so true!

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