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<xenophile> the women i've been with who say they dont mastrubate are usualy the wildest in bed...
<crypticreign> really?
<crypticreign> ive found the opposite
<xenophile> wow
<xenophile> perhaps i let loose something in them
<xenophile> must be orgasm after orgasm
<crypticreign> hehe
* gr doubts either of you has a large enough sample set for reliable statistical data here.
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#dnalounge
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#36396
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<@m4rine> everyone be quiet for like
<@m4rine> 10 minutes
<@m4rine> so i get bored of irc
<@m4rine> and go to bed
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<laurent> ls
<laurent> ls
<laurent> err
<laurent> duh this isn't a shell
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#36404
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<Nyschashi-Seikun> and i dont let people borrow my games
<Nyschashi-Seikun> it would be like letting them borrow my penis
<Nyakhe> ...
<Nyschashi-Seikun> im too attached to them
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<AdamR78> i told the headteacher i'm a ladyboy :|
<AdamR78> i meant to say, i'm a chelsea boy, lady
<AdamR78> and instead i said i'm a chelsea ladyboy
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#36393
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<staniel> Cameron: I got my internet running faster now
<Cameron> good for you. my nose is running faster than my internet right now
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#chemicalfusion/irc.freenode.net
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#36412
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<what_not> the beheadings are becoming so cliche
<what_not> they should mix it up
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#36414
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<foszor> wtf fuck that
<foszor> why would i get married?
<foszor> ill just go find some bitch i hate and buy her a house
<foszor> that should save me 5 or 6 years
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its so true!
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