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<jonathans> i also got stopped for practicing a movie scene in a parking lot where the passenger in my car robs a liquor store
<jonathans> we pull up to the store at 30 and he runs out and slides across the hood
<jonathans> cop didnt like that much
<jonathans> he thought we were actually robbing the store
<jonathans> after talking for ten minutes he had a part in the movie
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<MootSux> I found a way to irc from work
<MootSux> Mootar 1, productivity 0.
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<finn> so I was searching tattoos on google, and there was a hot girl with a tattoo.
<finn> so I searched girl
<finn> and there was a hot girl in a tub
<finn> you can immagine the rest :(
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<timmo> people are crazy these days
<timmo> back in my day when someone fired you
<timmo> you went home and beat your kids
<timmo> and drank gin
<timmo> now people are shooting up their workplaces and shit
<timmo> i need to get a job so i can fire people
<timmo> YOURE FUCKING FIRED
<timmo> its like a real life +b
<timmo> id make that shit fun too
<timmo> "come in here bill, i want you to take a look at something"
<timmo> and on a white board id have hang man with
<timmo> _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
<timmo> and have him work it out
<timmo> "you are fired?"
<timmo> "thats correct bill. clean out your desk and be out of the building by 5, kthx"
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<Unrelated> Wheel of Fortune should be called Fat People Guessing
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<Rjx> perl code is incredibly hard to read
<Moot> Rjx: only if its written well
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<`Nick> my screen name is AlQaeda Nick
<`Nick> i just use it so my mom cant IM me from work
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<Denshuu> McGriddle = 3 DDR songs on Heavy
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<splice> i'm trying to see how many lines of moronathon i can provoke with a single line of text
<splice> i'd say 10 is a good number, personally
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