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#36288 (114/198) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tammy> why do guys always try to act so macho all the time
<vercetti> because we're rugged!
<vercetti> now if you'll excuse me, I have to go sort my wash and wear from my delicates :D |
#36304 (144/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tterb> any of you seen Troy
<tterb> with brad pitt?
<binky> no, I phoned him and asked if he wanted to go,
<binky> but he said he was busy |
#36307 (111/209) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Popeye> my brother was talking to one of his friends
<Popeye> and he told them I used linux
<Popeye> and the guy asked if linux was a club drug |
#36313 (135/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@root66> i used to be high on life
<@root66> then i developed a tolerance
<@root66> before I knew it
<@root66> instead of seizing the day
<@root66> i was seizing 3, 4 days
<@root66> even a week
<@root66> just to cop the same buzzComment: #maddox on WhatNET, while discussing LSA
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#36290 (96/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GD> Florida Law: You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
<Jhaelyrr> Florida sucks.Comment: #stratics
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#36240 (106/248) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Tonin): solving difficult problems at work often involves steps in rather obscure and unintended directions... for example while thinking on how to implement an intuitive and useful interface for moving images around I managed to discover that: 1. I could play Good King Wenceslas on a rubber band stretched between my fingers... 2. cutting off circulation in one's fingers while trying to play rubber band music has unpleasant results :P
(Timelord): ...
(Hamled): you're clearly very bad at your job ToninComment: On the perils of rubber band music.
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#36286 (96/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Coldy> "Sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak"Comment: leet quote
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#36294 (50/196) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* aisthima` ponders pooping out the window
<aisthima`> I'm so incredibly tempted to.
* dav_work tries not to think of it
<aisthima`> It's on the 2nd floor. :)
(22 minutes later)
<aisthima`> I did it.
<aisthima`> It was really loud when it hit, hehe. |
#36317 (38/176) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
TheGreenBastard: Similar type of story....I work at a garage. This car came in, and this 'person' came into the office looking for the key to the bathroom. Neither my boss or I could tell if it was a man or a woman. Seriously....fat, shaped like a barrel, jowls, no normal boobs, middle timbre voice.
So we put both keys on the counter and acted busy.....and looked at which key was left on the counter...it was a woman!![/ |
#36303 (35/193) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`Riku> my god
<`Riku> someone actually has a licence plate in Finland that says "GOA-753" |
#36296 (24/194) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* meredydd wanders back
* dana points at meredydd
* meredydd blunts at dana
* dana suffers trauma
* meredydd consoles dana
* dana ttys meredydd
* meredydd feels virtual. P(i)ty.
<dana> you'll get baud of it
<meredydd> Not with a serial punner like you around.
<dana> no, not at the rate I'm going
<meredydd> Gah, I'm getting to slow to keep parity with you...
<dana> oi. stopbit, you!
<meredydd> Clear to send this conversation to the bit bucket?
<karynn> i think we need to reinitialize this session
<dana> aye. shan't carrier on much longer
<meredydd> As long as we're in the terminal stages...
<dana> devinitally
<meredydd> +++ |
#36256 (6/178) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<esmerelda> exactly what is it 28 days later than anyway?
<Antifreez> I don't know. I always figured it was about the menstrual cycle. |
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<Volrath> heya stumble
<Volrath> long time no see
<Volrath> how;s the vodka :P
<stumble> heya
<stumble> dunno not drunk it in ages :P
<stumble> hows the pot?
<stumble> :P
<Volrath> dunno
<Volrath> haven't smoked in a week
<Volrath> and 2 days
<Volrath> DAMN
<Volrath> wtf happend to us
<Volrath> we became boring :/Comment: +Having a real life fucks up your drug abuse!
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#36298 (-3/205) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Daphisto> why does vin deisel permanently look like he just finished sucking a black man's cock?Comment: #ramen
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<scykon> do you know what would be funny? if stephen hawking was giving a speech, then his comp crashedComment: #dcemu irc.cheatlist.com
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