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<tobaki> haha, my mom was listening to the new lenny kravitz album and she was like "wow, lenny sure sounds angry"
<tobaki> then he started getting violent and my mom was like "oh my god!"
<tobaki> then she took the cd out of the player and saw that it was my brothers "distUrbed" album
<tobaki> the sad part is it took her 8 songs to realize something was wrong |
#36241 (131/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rentasmo> it's not really that gross
<Rentasmo> would it be better if I said "baby bag" instead of uterus?
<icy_one> you will notice that while men would like to be inside a woman, they don't want to KNOW about the insides
<icy_one> theres a certain... mystery about it that way
<icy_one> you know, like sticking your hand in a hole in a tree
<icy_one> is there an EVIL BADGER inside? maybe
<icy_one> but if you told me there was an evil badger inside, i probably wouldn't put my hand in the hole |
#36259 (130/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jilly> i like bondage
<Jilly> do u?
<Jilly> pm me if u do
<Edestiny> this isnt jill
<Edestiny> she isnt signed on to msn
<Edestiny> evening mike
<Jilly> hi edd |
#36276 (51/155) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<filmgoerjuan> for $11.99 I can send you a booklet outlining my technique for allowing your DVD player to legally copy discs using only a length of rubber tubing and your own urine |
#36277 (52/166) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<O-3> is IRC internet-based? |
#36219 (59/223) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Xial> Command line interface terminal. :o
<@Xial> Women are COMPUTERS!!!!
* @Xial has scary realization
<+Nulike> :O
<@Xial> Seriously!
<@Xial> Why do you think we have so much control over them when we use the Command line interface terminal properly?
<+Nulike> Enlighten us!
<@Xial> Because it's powerful. A well interfaced CLIT is a happy CLIT, and a happy CLIT means we are treated well, in return. XD
<+Nulike> O_O
<@Xial> Makes sense? :3
<@Xial> Plus,
<+Nulike> Worst of all, it does.
<@Xial> some women tell us what to do when we're using it, sorta like pressing the help key
<@Xial> "Ooooh, slooooooowwwww..." for example
<@Xial> If you get a "Stop Teasing, and FUCK ME NOW!", you've likely done it right XD
<+Nulike> @.@;Comment: #voices / DarkMyst; Xial's apparently had too much sugar and caffeine.
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<Bubbaprog> what do you call a resident of tampa
<nephaft> hmm....
<Bubbaprog> it's not Tampan
<BeadGrl> tampian?
<Bubbaprog> actually
<Bubbaprog> it's tampanian
<BeadGrl> hmm ok
<aeonite> People from Tampa are hot, moist and full of blood
<aeonite> So Tampon sounds correct |
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