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#36043 (53/177) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Anonymous is now known as Jayni
*** Jayni is now known as Jaymi
<Jaymi> i can't type right handed
<StoneCold> <shamlessbragging> i can type with both of my hands really fast </shamlessbragging>
<Jaymi> i can only type with my left hand
<Jaymi> i'm only half ambidextrous

#36050 (39/167) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<drew> hmmm I have a web page that will not render in firefox, but does work in quanta. It is a page to order a new phone service. Any suggestions on how to get it rendering/working?
<rik> ask the html validator
<rik> validator.w3.org
<maria> stab the designer in the hand until they write a non-broken page? :)
<rik> and how do they do that without a hand?
<maria> you only stab one hand

#36084 (0/194) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Paratus> In AZ, if two men or two women are cohabitating, and claim that they're in a relationship, they get benefits as if the other person was their spouse. HOWEVER, if a man and woman are cohabitating, and claim to be in a relationship, they don't get benefits.
<Paratus> Bit discriminating, that.
<Blingo`> maybe if the guy only bang the girl in the ass?

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