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#35962 (235/343) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@ecks> what the fuck
<@ecks> okay, i was just outside... this bird flew down from a tree, flew like 20 feet, took a shit on my dad's thunderbird, and then flew anothe 20 feet back to the tree
<@ecks> it couldn't fucking take a shit in the tree?
<%r0bin> Would you like to shit on your sofa?

#35940 (187/307) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<atoi> ouch...when zippers attack...
<atoi> zippers and balls have been natural enemies since the inception of storing the latter behind the former.

#35870 (224/394) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JoJo> man that was a great movie
<JoJo> everybody was kung-fu fighting
<NPellizzer> were they fast as lightning?
<JoJo> yeah, in fact it was a little bit frightning
<JoJo> cause they had expert timing

#35959 (117/207) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Join: Garf_LT
<Garf_LT> godddamit creative
<Garf_LT> IS IT SO HARD TO REMEMBER VOLUME SETTINGS
<Garf_LT> BLOWING A USERS EARS OUT COULD END UP IN AN EXPENSIVE LAWSUIT SOMEDAY
<Garf_LT> MORE EXPENSIVE THAN HIRING COMPETENT PROGRAMMERS

#35954 (32/192) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
06:18 <Lanfear> yesterday, I was stroaking a cat that laid on a friend's lap..
and, well. I was scratching the cat's tummy and stuff, when I
suddenly became aware of that it was a bit too close to the guy's
crotch

#35941 (5/219) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pantherqs> y'know
<pantherqs> my chest-mounted expansion pack is starting to bother me, every few months out comes a bigger version
<pantherqs> time to lay off the fucking juice.

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