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#35763 (750/892) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TMH-> Tip of the day: Do not packet sniff your family's internet traffic, you may find out more than you want to know about them. That is all.
#35843 (486/670) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Akujin watches porn
<Akasha> aku are you ALWAYS watchin porn?
<Akujin> When your neighbor is a 21 year old chick who masturbates with the blinds open, then yesComment: irc.starfusion.org
#35774 (371/527) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fonzy2> i remmebr the days when there weraonly aorund 5 people in teh IRC channels
<Timwi> I remember the days when "teh" wasn't a word
#35793 (250/372) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EmenEm> i was in the bathroom this morning shaving when the whole apartment building started shaking
<EmenEm> and i'm like "WTF EARTHQUAKE" and i ran outside in my bathrobe and i'm bleeding because my razor went into my face when it started shaking
<EmenEm> when i got outside there was a car sitting in the tennis court the car was busted up and some nice damage to the building
<EmenEm> a cool story right there, but get this
<EmenEm> this guy gets out of his car with half of his face covered in shaving cream - him and i exchanged this weird glance because blood was flowing down our faces
<EmenEm> fucking weird shit
#35766 (301/499) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* soulbleed changes topic to 'Do you like: Shaved [4] Trimmed [0] Bushy [0] Landing Strip [2] Heart [1] fuck it aim for the ass [1]'
<johnnyqu_> haha, best topic ever
<johnnyqu_> but what's it about?
<@soulbleed> .....................
#35782 (183/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DX|> what do they call those things on the side of the road? that make annoying noises when you drive over them, so you don't fall asleep?
<DX|> other than children?
#35800 (113/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
TheAntiCrust: WTF is an installshield??? To defend me vs. the install dragon?
#35815 (132/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<doughboyy> Now Playing: Billy Talent - The Ex
<Theo> Now Playing: Velvet Revolver - Slither
<Kao> Now Playing: With my cock
#35842 (98/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Markaci> HOW DID I GET HERE?!
* Rick_Hunter hasn't a clue.
<Rick_Hunter> I've often wondered that myself.
<enkie> in the beginning
<enkie> there was an egg
<enkie> and a happy sperm
<Pb> lol
<enkie> and the happy sperm was the lucky sperm, cause it beat out the rest of the hapless flaccid hopelessly undermotivated sperm
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<kerpal55> hey guys
<kerpal55> whats the one movie
<kerpal55> where that fat kid is rapping
<kerpal55> about like
<+fftacs> no, stop now!
#35764 (153/381) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chem> god
<chem> I asked this guy
<chem> to take a picture of his "drug stash"
<chem> so he sneds to me on AIM
<chem> AND HE SENDS ME 3 PICTURES OF HIS FUCKING DICK
<chem> jesus fucking christ
<chem> X.X
<soulbleed> hahaha
#35768 (137/355) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Joins: Szeryf
* david5182 sets mode: +v Szeryf
<Szeryf> +v? is this some kind of insult attempt?
#35796 (32/178) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Bekka reads about a guy who took five years to publish his web site
<takkaria> it must have been a very slow connection
#35813 (34/200) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Biggs`) LOL omg
(Biggs`) my server just started beeping
(Biggs`) like really fast
(Biggs`) I was like "WTF?!"
(Biggs`) then I realised my laptop was resting on the keyboard
(@ddew|bofh) hehehe
(Biggs`) I thought the fucker had caught fire for a minute :/
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<Tres|Status> eh, i can't find a job because i spend too much time reading bash.org
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<pantherqs> i had to produce a fault code for them to accept my 80 gigers
<pantherqs> two flights of stairs later, they did.
#35569 (9/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ds91> <3
<ds91> <#
<ds91> <3
<ds91> <#
<ds91> U MAKE MY HEART POUND
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Joins: ToM (TnS@p2p-3C7A660D.100mbps.ubr06.l33tsville.blueyonder.co.uk)
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