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<@Jon> the transition from broadband to dialup it's like driving a corvette, then having both your legs broken and being told to walk. |
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the_white2086: just thinking, 2 saddest thing I have seen for a while
the_white2086: 1) instructions on toothpicks
the_white2086: 2) warning many contain traces of nuts (on a bag of penuts)
phlipping: how do you fit instructions on a toothpick?
phlipping: they're pretty small
the_white2086: packet of toothpicks
phlipping: well, if you use small enough type, then "Put tooth here -->" would suffice
the_white2086: :))
the_white2086: seriously though
the_white2086: 1) moisten tip gently with tounge
the_white2086: 2) insert between teeth with flat edge next ot gum
the_white2086: 3) use with a gentle in/out rocking motion
phlipping: I don't know what's more sad. That there were instructions on a toothpick packet or that you remember them |
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<the_stick> gfjgfjgfj : because I blew up a $152 PSU in the most stupid way
<the_stick> Life was almost perfect...now Im back into a puddle of shit
<gfjgfjgfj> Ah.
<gfjgfjgfj> From perfection to shit in 3 easy steps.
<the_stick> 1 step actually "Just connect the PSU into the wrong voltage outlet"
<gfjgfjgfj> Yes, but step 1 was "Buy excellent PSU" and step 3 is "Cry self to sleep".
<the_stick> Oh yeahComment: #Futuremark
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<AaD-Marine> YAY
<AaD-Marine> its the 1 year anniversery of my BIOS
<AaD-Marine> it just became 1 year old
<AaD-Marine> happy birth day to you MV85010A.86A.0069.P25
<AaD-Marine> HAPPPY BIRTHDAY |
#35733 (266/472) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<goatasaur> heh, at work today
<goatasaur> i was playing around with outlook's calendar/organizer thing
<goatasaur> and i noticed that you can go, like, hundreds of years into the future
<goatasaur> so on march 1st, 3004, i put "1000th anniversary at cornerstone - a pot luck lunch will be organized in my honor"Comment: #fark
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< Hossmann> school now
< Hossmann> later
-!- Hossmann is now known as Hossmann[zZzZ] |
#35730 (190/366) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|silicon> one of our customer's got a DMCA violation
* |silicon notes the filenames
<|silicon> Infringer Username: gentlyjohnny
<|silicon> Infringing Filename: Gay porn - River Patrol 7.mpg
<|silicon> Infringing Filesize: 14732752
<|silicon> dude, it goes on FOR PAGES |
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