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#35289 (361/631) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<|Chris> i know i'm killing more quotes than i should
<|Chris> just due to the fact that i'm not finding a whole lot of things funny due to my current situation in life
<|Chris> i'm so sad...she took the gamecube man
<|Chris> the fucking gamecube
#35286 (239/447) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<PsykoSmily> there is nothing worse than being freshly showered... then sneezing all over yourself.
#35284 (239/451) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(~mrWoot) I wonder what chairs think all day. Oh shit, here comes another asshole!Comment: #talk on LCIRC.net
#35292 (241/469) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<StormSeeker> Apparently I'm fun to stick things in :P
#35281 (235/467) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Luigi30> I'm so l33t
<Luigi30> I overclocked my record player to 77RPM
#35297 (159/395) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Quits: eLe|A (~zerg@pD9520CC7.dip.t-dialin.net) (Quit: When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'.)
#35298 (15/437) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<withnail> uhhhhh you know that lttle microchip on your credit card....if that kets all ketamine in the grooves of it is that gonna really matter?Comment: #geekissues
#35280 (-3/421) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<utopian> john madden looks like a flaccid penis
<utopian> and his hands are always bouncing around... I'm convinced they represent the balls
Comment: #geekissues
#35291 (-6/506) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Daphisto> nah he's just a weird guy
<Daphisto> and any guy that's wierd is gay somehow

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