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#35201
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<Rjx> A wise man once told me that my main flaw was that I cared too much about other people's feelings
<Rjx> ironically, I told him to fuck off
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#emulation64
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<LabRat> google is smart so I don't have to be.
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* Tetra takes a boy
<Tetra> bow
<Tetra> damnit
<Tetra> bad bad mistype
* Tetra goes away to cry
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<Rjx> I seriously need to take a piss
<Rjx> but the door is blocked up
<Neon[UK]> why?
<Rjx> bats
<Rjx> got to keep them out
<Rjx> I may have to pee out the window
Comment:
#geekissues
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<Daphisto> my room smells so bad
<Daphisto> it's almost as if there's a black person living here ;P
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#ramen
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< gloone> _"_ %
< gloone> (< ? HYPOTHETICAL
< gloone> ` "
< gloone> __||___ YOU FIND OUT YOUR WIFE OF MANY YEARS
< gloone> |\___//_\ IS A POST-OP TRANSSEXUAL AND NEVER TOLD
< gloone> (' | ') \\ YOU
< gloone> __|\ , / |/
< gloone> /: / \ :: DO YOU A. STOP BEATING HER BECAUSE
< gloone> \| ######o /| SHE WAS ONCE A MAN AND THUS DESERVES
< gloone> ######## \) MORE RESPECT OR B. BEAT HER HARDER
< gloone> ######## BECAUSE HER COOTER IS FAKE
< gloone> \ : /
< gloone> \: /
< gloone> --
< gloone> %%%
< gloone> %%
< gloone> %
< gloone> /:\
< gloone> |/|,
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