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<JB> Friends come and go, but Nintendo is forever.
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<@Joker4ever> They had a really wierd special on today at Silver City today...
<@Joker4ever> Use the washroom and get 2 free admission
<%Ark> Offer expires when the theatre staff wise up
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<timmo> also who did they just kill?
<timmo> whos funeral?
<everest> another hamas leader
<everest> Abdel Aziz Rantisi
<timmo> no you fuck
<timmo> on sapranos
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<Blindsight> I am so fucking pissed off at my roomate's dogs
<Blindsight> I walked out in the kitchen and one was rooting through the trash
<Blindsight> I said "cage", and normally they'll go in their cage cause they know their bad
<Blindsight> but the one fucking whore, ran in my room
<Blindsight> I went in my room and was like "CAGE" and it started pissing, I scared it so it pisses
<Blindsight> I was mega pissed
<Blindsight> fucked up the dog and threw him in the cage
<Blindsight> cleaned up the piss then I'm sitting here
<Blindsight> and I hear a pissing noise
<Blindsight> I look over and the other mother fucker is "marking his territory" over the other one's piss!!!
<Blindsight> so I fucked that one up and threw him in the cage
<Blindsight> jesus christ
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