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#35127 (498/644) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<der-carsten`> tim? no school today?
<Alucard`> it's saturday...
<der-carsten`> no, it's thursday
* Alucard` is now known as Alucard`school

#35140 (299/481) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<_Sarah_> sorry, had a little visitor in a red sleeper show up
<Jason> is that code for your period?
<_Sarah_> LOL!
<Jason> ive bought tampons before, i know all about them
<_Sarah_> no.. it was my son, he got out of bed.. heh

#35133 (168/452) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kaltren> Puppies are cute, especially as steering wheel covers.

#35122 (101/369) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Defiled> ok.. im 21 and female, im also bisexual.. but the bad thing is that since i was about 13 (when i discovered the internet) i love looking at porn, especially really disgusting things like animals and incest and masterbate to it using objects from around the house. i also used to let my dog lick between my legs. i feel disgusted that i enjoy things like this.. no one knows about it and i would die if anyone i knew found ou
<Defiled> I have to find out the address!Comment: #geekissues (pasted entry is from grouphug.us)

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