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<Lewko> Do you want to have lunch?
<BenK> Sure. What did you feel like eating?
<Lewko> Anything, as long as it used to frolic in a meadow!
<BenK> Hippies?

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<jayce[hoopsking]> its always weird encountering people still using dialup
<jayce[hoopsking]> its like meeting someone who still churns their own butter

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<Josh> I swear somebody needs to write a virus that does nothing malicious except replace every attachment you recieve with hello.jpg.
<Josh> It would thus rapidly condition every Windows user to never, ever again open an attachement.

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<minion> what should i get for lunch
<minion> i have $4
<keef> 8 packs of ramen and a 3 dollar hooker

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<splice> this conversation is like teaching retards to do calculus

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<mafiaboy> it's better to be black than gay cuz when you're black you don't have to tell your mother

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