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#35016 (279/461) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zaney> how tall is arnald
<zaney> from t2
<zaney> i cant spell his last name
<HomerJ> zaney : can't spell his first name either
#35046 (392/670) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<railed> overheard at a 13-year old's slumber party: "I WOULD NEVERRRR PUT ONE IN MY MOUTH!! THAT IS SOOOO GROSS!! EWWW!" 3 years later: "hmph rrph mmmph you love me right? hurf mmmph"Comment: #quakeed
#35023 (285/503) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlooDMooN> ok, what's a petabyte?
<snoozie> a byte that's devoted to eradicating cruelty to animals
#35041 (221/395) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nerd> I want a fucking irssi session :/
<zero> i want a girl
<nerd> trade? :D
#35042 (217/395) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@penisbird> people at my school have a very annoying habit of puttin shit all over the cars in the parking lot
<@penisbird> like ribbons or fliers
<@penisbird> they tie ribbons to your antenna and they're impossible to take off w/o some sorta knife
<@penisbird> I should bring my UPS and connect the HOT wire to my car antenna
#35020 (265/487) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TGR> Dipstick: face it, EVERY FUCKING MALE in here would fuck anything if offered it the proper way.
<Zanshin> TGR: I would not fuck green eggs and ham
Comment: efnet #quake

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