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#35000 (284/446) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HowlinMadMurphy> And.. AcidRain.. Man, life's pretty sad when all your good memories are of the internet.
<znutar> hahaha
<NOOU|Sleep> Not really.
<NOOU|Sleep> Almost all my memories are on the internet.
<NOOU|Sleep> ...
<NOOU|Sleep> Holy fuck that's depressing.
Comment: Discussing old times.
#34993 (308/508) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SisterJessica> there is no tree or leaf worth crying about
<infinite_monkey> SisterJessica - Where do you think oxygen comes from?
<SisterJessica> infinite_monkey the air, thanks.
#34999 (304/504) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zuwadza> Ha
<Zuwadza> Apparently a young girl in Jackie Chan's fan club killed herself when she found out he was married
<Zutroy> not a big fan if she didn't know that
<Zutroy> poseur
Comment: Err, no comment.
#35012 (246/448) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BigImp> speaking of breakfast, i think i'm gonna order some healthy kfc
<girlmecha> let me guess, the fried chicken goes well with your bulging muscles
<BigImp> there's a good way to reply to that
<BigImp> but i can't think of it right now, please try again in an hour
#34997 (261/479) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<avorax> Homeland Security™, 9/11™, and September 11™ are all registered trademarks of the Republican National Committee.  All rights reserved.
#34992 (240/466) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bolwerk> You know what's so great about the advance of WiFi internet? There used to be Internet pornography around you going through the wires all the time. Now the Internet pornography is literally being transmitted through you. George W. Bush must love the thought that binary data representing people fencing each other with their cocks is passing right through him all the time now.
#34987 (186/388) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DerrickL> heh
<DerrickL> so im dumbass
<DerrickL> "this oven doesnt seem very hot...lets see if this pan im cooking my steak on got hot
#34984 (164/430) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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#34981 (85/381) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Topper always thought "concentration camp" sounded amusing.  A load of Jews all sat thinking really hard about something
#34996 (-3/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lucidia> you have to have the tell tale brown vertical line of masculinity...along with the even more telling yellow circle of strength......on your undies...worn as badges of honor..before you can call yourself a real man

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