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#34873 (780/936) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<everest> the iraqis captured 4 italians, 2 americans, and a korean
<everest> they're setting up for an offensive joke.
<everest> tomorrow they'll force the hostages to walk into a barComment: #geekissues
#34044 (717/949) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jyrka> The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
#34843 (245/411) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@cyberdyn_> HAHAHA
<@cyberdyn_> This car in the parking lot just hit a cup and blew a tire
<@ramdond> @_@
<@cyberdyn_> It appears that there were nails in the cup
#34045 (227/423) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Inominate> a portscan is roughly equivalent to a bank robber calling the bank to ask what thier hours are.  Sure it's something you need to know to rob it, but if you stop answering the phones, it's an even bigger problem.
#34871 (217/409) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* MoTT sets mode: +v system
<+system> whats up with my leet + thingy
<@MoTT> people with +v are marked for sacrifice
<+system> :(
<+system> shat
#34844 (228/438) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(sean-):  me and my girlfriend did the most bad ass thing
(fleet):  anal no lube?
#34033 (-1/449) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WillLab> Check out this email I got from the cyber corps secretary
<WillLab> You have $577.02 left for reimbursements for the semester.
<WillLab> I hope you turn some in this month!.
<WillLab> I can't believe they're actually encouraging me to spend the government's money.
<WillLab> niggas wanna eat something expensive tonight?
<phr0work> I hope you choke on fat cocks that fall out... yea, I'll take some eatsComment: #couch on EFnet
#34867 (-2/336) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+system> you know if you click your name you can chat with yourself :OComment: #rohitab irc.wikkedwire.com
#34845 (-4/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<S_R> I feel like the pope
<S_R> At the pinnicle of my Choir boy molesting days

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