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#34834 (395/565) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gnome> I believe I convinced someone to ditch AOL, too
<gnome> while I was waiting for my mom to get out of her meeting some woman started asking me computer questions
<gnome> And then proceeded to ask me about school and if there's any sort of computer training because her daughter is interested
<gnome> She then went on to exlain that her daughter likes to IM people and things like that, and so she thought should could do something in the computer field
<gnome> My first thought on this was "I like to masturbate but that doesn't mean I could be a porn star"
#34820 (300/434) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ushi> only on the internet is it acceptable to find out someone's basic information and status by fingering them
#34828 (294/502) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<everest> hahahahaha
<everest> this gas station offered "unleaded, premium, chronic"
<everest> err
<everest> evidently none of what i just said is true.
* everest erases all of your memories
<SlackDug> wha .. what just happened?
<SlackDug> i feel like i blacked out
<everest> must have been an isolated and completely natural incident
* Swight takes away everest's "flashy thing"
<everest> this wouldn't be the first time i've gotten in trouble for flashing my thingComment: #geekissues
#34830 (270/522) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RHX> Why do people say Shakespeare was so great?
<RHX> His plays just had the same crap in them all the time like
<RHX> "the sky is blue" "aye, tis" "wouldst thou do me the honour of a duel"
<RHX> "most certainly, squire"
<RHX> *clanketh clanketh clanketh*
<RHX> "why, thou hath slain me" "indeed I have"
<RHX> *dies*
#34829 (183/441) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CptnSwede>  _________
<CptnSwede> < Hi, Lk! >
<CptnSwede>  ---------
<CptnSwede>       \                _
<CptnSwede>        \              (_)
<CptnSwede>         \   ^__^       / \
<CptnSwede>          \  (oo)\_____/_\ \
<CptnSwede>             (__)\       ) /
<CptnSwede>                 ||----w ((
<CptnSwede>                 ||     ||>> 
<LkButter1> Ah, Captain Swedish Porno
<LkButter1> We meet again!Comment: #ramen
#34801 (154/376) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<asshat> heres my impression of jacky chan
<asshat> -__-
<asshat> heres my impression of someone with big eyes
<asshat> 0_0
<asshat> heres my impression of an emoticon with deep mommy issues
<asshat> :-|
<ocean2> here's my impression of you if you keep doing this
<ocean2> x_x
<asshat> *_*

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