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#34733 (705/917) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #Christian
<Cyk> How is a painting of jesus better than the real jesus?
<Kraynor> beats me
<Cyk> you only need one nail to hang the picture
<Aer> your going to burn in hell |
#34748 (350/498) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gloone> most of the people in there really are geeks with issues
<gloone> we were talking about weight
<gloone> and everyone in there were like "I'm 5'2" and i weigh 230 pounds."
<gloone> and then i told them i'm 6'2" and weigh 165
<gloone> and i got permbanned |
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<@Joe> OMG - forgot the wife
<@Joe> my clock never changed
<@Joe> brbComment: Daylight savings time.
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#34732 (303/525) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- WetWired has joined #linux
< WetWired> Wow, how... boring.
-!- WetWired has left #linux []
<@supruzr> he's gone. bust out with the clowns and the drugs and the hookers. |
#34730 (251/439) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SubLimeR> thank god for neighbors
<SubLimeR> i was watching tv a few hours earlier and i fell asleep
<SubLimeR> the kids came home from school and i had the door locked
<SubLimeR> and i didn't hear it because i'm a really heavy sleeper, and i wake up and i yell "OMG WHERE ARE THE KIDS?!"
<SubLimeR> so i call next door to ask if they've seen them and my buddy's wife says, "yeah dipshit you locked your god damn kids out"Comment: ah the simple joys of parenting
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#34750 (195/345) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Theogony> e and his community service
<Theogony> he needs to be buying me lunch right now. i've gone 9.5 days without insulting him regarding a certain physical characteristic
<Theogony> i told him my idea of community service is to leave torrent files open after i've downloaded them
<KArmA-> hehehe
<KArmA-> you're a credit to the speciesComment: #couch on EFnet
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#34705 (225/403) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
drobe: yo, sup, how are you, good afternoon, pleasant surprise, aight, let's do this and any other phrasing of greeting from your favourite shallow sub-culture language
Bob: Moo.
drobe: shit, I forgot that one |
#34706 (240/438) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Blaine> so, who has seen the passion?
<Blaine> SPOILER ALERT
<Blaine> JESUS DIES AT THE END!Comment: #utopia
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#34704 (181/361) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dark-> i need more monitors
<SlackDug> Dark-: www.amazon.com
<Dark-> correction then: I need more moneyComment: #geekissues
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#34737 (182/376) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`michael> If Socrates were to observe American government in theory and in action, I believe he would find elements of justice and elements of injustice. I make this tempered statement not because I wish to put platitudes to paper, but because there are shortcomings in a representative democracy, some of them designed, that serve to reduce the possibility that power will be abused. That “shortcomings” provide for a reduction of abuses may seem
<`michael> what the hell am i talking aboutComment: #geekissues EFnet
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#34735 (161/371) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Neon[UK]> fool
<Neon[UK]> i hope the cd player ejects the cd really fast and slices your head offComment: #geekissues EFnet
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<darkchron> someone know of a good database i can get for free ?Comment: #MySQL
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#34666 (129/345) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RHX> I swear, that fuckin Pink Ranger was fuckin hot as hell
<RHX> but she was dating the White Ranger
<RHX> what kind of bullshit is that?
<RHX> White Ranger
<RHX> if that was now, he would have been lynched
<RHX> then he was what, the Green Ranger?
<RHX> that's some wimpy shit as well
<RHX> everyone else got cool colours
<RHX> Red, Blue, Yellow, Pink and Black
<RHX> Green? That's the kind of colour you go when you're ill or something
<RHX> how the hell do you fight Lord Zedd when you're ill?
<RHX> "Hey help us fight these monst0rz"
<RHX> "Maybe later I gotta hurl man"
<RHX> "damn you some fuckin pussy, where RHX at, I'm gonna let him fuck me from now on, you aint gettin none of this Pink Ranger no more"
<RHX> "damn RHX, he always beats me"
<RHX> End of episode, every week, that would have ruled
<Blackball> wow i hadnt checked the window for a while...you have been busy
<Blackball> seek helpComment: Talking about Power Rangers for some reason
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#34725 (15/311) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
SpAz0Licious: /me mounts
SpAz0Licious: UNF UNF UNF
SpAz0Licious: /me dismounts
SpAz0Licious: k im spent
DemonKityn: .....--blink blink--......
SpAz0Licious: oh
SpAz0Licious: suprise
SpAz0Licious: :P
DemonKityn: You missed the hole... you were in my pocket...
SpAz0Licious: but were you suprised
SpAz0Licious: thats the point of suprise sex
DemonKityn: that it was so quick
SpAz0Licious: heh.. suprise again |
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<icy_one> damn
<icy_one> i downloaded 10 movies last night
<icy_one> i'm pimp
<FlintDB> thats the word i was thinking tooComment: #utopia
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#34728 (-3/357) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xodarap> haha, look at this
<Xodarap> All your oil are belong to U.S. |
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