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#34689 (392/542) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tharaka> my computer said "shutting down in 60 seconds"
<tharaka> and i set the clock back to the 1st of april
<tharaka> and now it says "shutting down in 4 days"
<tharaka> hahaha.. stupid microsoft
<tharaka> oh fuck!
* tharaka (tharaka@c210-49-185-160.werrb1.vic.optusnet.com.au) Quit (Connection Reset By Peer)

#34668 (245/417) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> now I'm off taking zoloft, I'm supposed to go for a 'colon cleansing'
<Rjx> I don't know how that works
<Rjx> but I know I don't want it

#34674 (246/452) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dmose> remember, it's all fun and games until someone shrieks "WRONG HOLE!"

#34680 (231/431) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Jackb> LEXMARK SUCKS
<@Zero> no
<@Zero> i have a lexmark and it rocks
<@Zero> except when it freezes
<@Zero> and prints wrong
<@Zero> and gives errors
<@Zero> and makes me reboot
<@Zero> and locks up when turning it on
<@Zero> and eats up the ink
<@Zero> other then that
<@Zero> LEXMARK ROCKS

#34698 (180/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[dandyd]: gah... STUPID PEOPLE!!!
[dandyd]: i set my msn status to on phone, and 4 ppl start up convos asking who im tlking to
[dandyd]: the whole point is so they dont hassle me when im on the phone ffs
[fc9k]: did you tell them you were having phonesex?Comment: #tekheads (Quakenet)

#34672 (206/438) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DrYvOutCM> man i know it was a terrorist act and all
<DrYvOutCM> and it was horrible
<DrYvOutCM> but ya gotta admit
<DrYvOutCM> it was pretty impressive
<DrYvOutCM> those were some huge ass buildings
<_Zippo^_> DrYvOutCM: Well done! You just now realised that "Things Blowing Up" is cool. Welcome to, well, whenever humans first invented explosives.

#34686 (142/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guyver3> wow
<Guyver3> you get a cubicle
<Guyver3> i sit in an open room with no walls
<Guyver3> and a lot of desks
<Guyver3> like a secretary pool circa the 50s
<Guyver3> its called the NOC
<Guyver3> but marketing sits in there too
<Guyver3> and the door is always open, so customers can walk in and out with our tools and bug the shit out of us :)
<Guyver3> but hey
<Guyver3> at least we host porn
<Guyver3> ....

#34693 (150/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fragas> did u have fun at the deb party mr hinton?
<Hinton> yer
<Hinton> the afterparty was shit tho
<Hinton> a bunch of greasy wogs playing doof doof till 5am
<Fragas> lol.......maybe im naive, but whats doof doof?
<Hinton> techno
<Fragas> oh......ooooooooooh
<Fragas> i thought it was a sex game

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