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#34564 (385/549) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ChrizzNL> err this is a C++ help channel, right?
<oracel> a what?
<ChrizzNL> what kinda channel is this??
<oracel> a channel for people with the rare blood decease Rhesus C plus (plus)
<ChrizzNL> woops
#34520 (341/527) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Djinna> i saw a pin this afternoon that says 'just because i'm a gay man doesn't mean i'll turn down a blowjob from a woman'Comment: #bifemunix
#34571 (273/455) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> I had indiviual therapy for a while, but I stopped going
<Rjx> she would say "tell me what you're thinking"
<Rjx> and I would be honest
<Rjx> I think it was when I dissected the word "therapist" and got "the rapist" that she thought it wouldn't be beneficial anymore
#34572 (308/524) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> when I used to play battlefield 1942 at the local LAN place I used the nick therapist killer (therapistkiller)
<Rjx> and we're playing a game and this guy shouts over to me
<Rjx> "what have you got against rapists?"
#34529 (251/475) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kenn> This one girl... she asked me what brand my PC was
<Kenn> when she saw it
<Kenn> and I'm like, it's custom, I built it
<Kenn> she didn't believe me
<Kenn> and when she finally did
<Kenn> She called me a computer geek
Comment: #geekissues
#34526 (204/388) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ljosa> CNN Breaking News: "Attack at wedding hall in northern Israel injures 20 people, five seriously."
<Selungen> CNN Not-so-breaking news: 500 people dead and 2000 injured in mud slide somewhere in China. Or something.
#34508 (137/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shinigami> Why is the company your dad started AMARK?
<AgentKill> Mark as in Markoff - our last name - and he added the 'A' to the beginning so he could be first in the phone book.
<Ark-Templarius> Father.. son.. gene pool needs more chlorine..
#34579 (109/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<joe> http://joe.neoturbine.net:8000/packages < an incomplete log of everything i hav compiled and installed over the yrs
<DimaV> ^ ---- proof that u need to get out to RL more often
#34514 (146/404) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* ViVa plays with his privates
<ViVa> i bought them this afternoon, in my local g.i. joe shop :P
#34532 (94/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ron_frown> oh god... this guy comes in and talks to my boss about why his phone doesnt ring loud
<ron_frown> so my boss opens it up and ends up frying the mobo
<ron_frown> I throw a new mobo in there and it rings the same volume
<ron_frown> ends up the dipshit had a sticker over his ringer and it severly muted it
<ron_frown> something that could have been a 5second fix
<ron_frown> took a day, and cost him a mobo which was like 30
Comment: #php
#34527 (90/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<scyth> you guys are bash.org mods?
<kisama> nah dude i just play one on IRC
Comment: #geekissues
#34553 (12/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_Zippo^_> http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page//0,4057,9149147%5E13762,00.html
<_Zippo ^_> "She lit it and correctly breathed the smoke in without any adult help," the woman said.
<_Zippo^_> The girl also smokes cigarettes.
<_Zippo^_> :/
<everest> hahaha
<everest> that's so wicked
<everest> it's like some fucked up version of Look Whos Talking
* tharaka (Tharaka@c210-49-185-160.werrb1.vic.optusnet.com.au) has left #geekissues
<_Zippo^_> Look Who's Toking
<everest> HAHA
#34536 (-1/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* StoneCold wonders if they have /who, /whois and /whowas, why not have /whoare or /whowere ?
<Entrope> or /whocares
<coa||infract> heh
<ASk> or /dudewheresmycar
<ASk> :o
<Tetryon> just /stfu
<StoneCold> lmao
<Tetryon> alias stfu { exit }
<Tetryon> :)
<Tetryon> for mirc users :)
<StoneCold> :D
<StoneCold> yay!
Comment: #linux on irc.gamesurge.net

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