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#34422 (277/487) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Montana> Damn
<@Montana> I never knew it was so easy getting rid of annoying people...
<@Montana> <XTCgirl> hey
<@Montana> <XTCgirl> whereare you from
<@Montana> <XTCgirl> from bulgaria?
<@Montana> <Montana> I AM RUSSIA!
<@Montana> <Montana> OLD MAN! 53 YEARS OLD!
<@Montana> <Montana> CYBERSEX?
<@Montana> <XTCgirl> no thanks
<@Montana> <Montana> OK!!!!!!
<@Montana> <Montana> *drink vodka*
#34435 (151/311) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<The_Drunken_Master> you think i'm going to walk around butt naked, with only two sticky notes on my entire body?
<The_Drunken_Master> if i do that, remind me to shave my bikini zone >_<
<nomad> I'll remember to get you a post it note with a reminder written on it
#34406 (32/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SlackDug> amn, wtf
<SlackDug> my speakers are crackling
<SlackDug> every now and then
<SlackDug> really loud
<SlackDug> oh .. chair was pulling power supply
<jonathans> haha.
<Brutus|UA> gg
<rplop> I've crushed 3 headphones with my chair so far
Comment: #geekissues EFnet
#34431 (-1/443) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Swight> Hey! Look! It's the bash factory!
<Swight> I just had to come in and see it happen.
#34421 (-6/528) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jonathans> come yonder down to negroth bay
<jonathans> where it is said the watermelons lay
<jonathans> darkie darkie darkie dark
<jonathans> the cosby show has jumped the shark
<jonathans> thank you.

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