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#34357 (194/336) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sooozi> any1 here into Coprophagy?? (if you don't know what it is, don't ask, you are NOT into it!)
* Impi sets mode: +b *!*@36559CAD.FF54522A.212ECD0E.IP
* Sooozi was kicked by Impi (eat shit)

#34388 (265/487) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Steveo> EVIL STIRS
<Yemminie> EVIL KNEADS
<Yemminie> EVIL PUTS THE BREAD IN THE OVEN

#34396 (200/378) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<terra> I'm speaking UTF-8, fag.
<Daidoji> more like WTF-M8

#34381 (153/331) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Sleigh dons the Jeans of Drunkeness +1 (-2 Against Bushes)

#34387 (124/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Wong is trapped in an eternal limbo between sleep and the John Honey Building
<Prophet_Tenebrae> that sounds like an episode of star trek: enterprise
<Prophet_Tenebrae> except too interesting.

#34352 (131/347) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Josh> yeah, I had to go to church tonight :/
<Josh> They need to check the date on that Jesus; his Body is stale.

#34358 (139/377) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* NeoMatrix goes outside to hump an oak tree
<Shavnir> Thanks for the bash quote Neo
<NeoMatrix> Sure thing, anytime.
<Cally> thats only a 11 year old oak neo, thats statutory tree rape
<NeoMatrix> The younger, the better.
<NeoMatrix> It hurts like hell when I hit a knot... :/

#34359 (78/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<timmo> GOD DAMMIT AIM
<timmo> making a fucking window pop up while im in the middle of typing
<hy\dro> working fine for m
<hy\dro> e
<hy\dro> oh
<timmo> someone invited me to fucking chat or some shit
<timmo> but while i was typing
<Kenn> haha
<Kenn> and you hit space
<timmo> i totally killed the fucking window
<Kenn> and you will NEVER EVER know what it said
<Kenn> and who it was from
<Kenn> EVER
<timmo> exactly
<Kenn> Doesn't that kill you?
<timmo> yesComment: #geekissues efnet

#34376 (34/258) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Prophet_Tenebrae> charles kennedy - is getting a lot of news coverage.
<Steveo> Richard, is he sober or something?
<Prophet_Tenebrae> apparently he doesn't have a drink problem.
<Prophet_Tenebrae> but quite frankly if you were leader of the lib dems, being wasted is about the only way you could carry on.

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