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<Jerec> I went to the bookstore this morning and saw a book called 'AOL for Dummies'
<Jerec> That's like killing one bird with two stones!
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* LittleWolfLS dresses in a Japanese sailor schoolgirl uniform
* Lenoh becomes all evil and tentaclerapes LittleWolfLS
<LittleWolfLS> DO NOT TENTACLE RAPE YOUR OPS WITHOUT PERMISSION!
<Lenoh> DO NOT PUT A SAILOR UNIFORM ON WITHOUT EXPECTING TO GET TENTACLE RAPED
<LittleWolfLS> damn, Lenoh's got me beat here
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w00t
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XtBA: oh yea and my moms wants u to ask ur pops if he can drive us to air plane thing
XtBA: holy shit i forgot the name
XtBA: oh yea... airport
Jiggy: ....wow
XtBA: haha i was thinking bout plane station
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<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> It's like a book report from Hell
<Mayseth> Sounds like alot of writing, I'll get you started.
<Mayseth> Page 1: It was short, and boring. Losing interest to read book.
<Mayseth> page 2: Still boring. I fell asleep. Will continue in the morning.
<Mayseth> Page 2.5: God this book sucks.
<Mayseth> Page 3: I downloaded the rest of this report off the internet. Enjoy.
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<Philth> WTF?
<Philth> new jenga 9/11 memorial twin pack
<Philth> comes with a little plane to push the blocks out
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<CFC2> every have one of those days where you want to code but you cant be bothered
<ryan[WIN]> those are called "weekdays"
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<Phucker> Calling people by their real-names on IRC is a violation of RFC1459.
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<S_R> I just made the weirdest thing I've ever tasted
<rpop> now put it back in the toilet
Comment:
#geekissues efnet
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#34251
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<Batty> Darth Vader is Lukes father!
<Batty> and father in dutch = vader
<Borlath_Mon> ...yeeeeeees
<Batty> So he's darth father!
<Borlath_Mon> So? George Lucas wasn't counting on Star Wars fans to be clever enough to speak any language other than "Trailer Trash".
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<Slew> I tried to calculate how many times better firefox was than IE, but my calculator broke
Comment:
#ZFGC @ metal.shellux.net
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<aardvark> hmm, my KDE has stopped working :(
<wardrobe> cool, now you can use somehting better :-)
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<clay> ever smoke weed
<clay> ON WEED
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* darkLem notes there are alot of bash.org quotes that are just Bill Hicks quotes
<darkLem> cheating bastards.
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<jonathans> you know what annoys the fuck out of me
<jonathans> not being able to ctrl+click to select multiple child windows of an MDI application
<jonathans> if i want to move a grid of photoshop images around i have to do them one by one
<max> shut up pussy
<max> write some poetry about it
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efnet #hate
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<Rainman> i love licking the arshole
<MytMowse> that's so gross nig
<Rainman> im serious
<Rainman> i girls asshole is nice n clean
<MytMowse> hope you get ecoli
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