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#34306 (331/497) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jerec> I went to the bookstore this morning and saw a book called 'AOL for Dummies'
<Jerec> That's like killing one bird with two stones!
#34313 (310/504) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* LittleWolfLS dresses in a Japanese sailor schoolgirl uniform
* Lenoh becomes all evil and tentaclerapes LittleWolfLS
<LittleWolfLS> DO NOT TENTACLE RAPE YOUR OPS WITHOUT PERMISSION!
<Lenoh> DO NOT PUT A SAILOR UNIFORM ON WITHOUT EXPECTING TO GET TENTACLE RAPED
<LittleWolfLS> damn, Lenoh's got me beat here
Comment: w00t
#34250 (273/443) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
XtBA: oh yea and my moms wants u to ask ur pops if he can drive us to air plane thing
XtBA: holy shit i forgot the name
XtBA: oh yea... airport
Jiggy: ....wow
XtBA: haha i was thinking bout plane station
#34302 (211/359) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> It's like a book report from Hell
<Mayseth> Sounds like alot of writing, I'll get you started.
<Mayseth> Page 1: It was short, and boring. Losing interest to read book.
<Mayseth> page 2: Still boring. I fell asleep. Will continue in the morning.
<Mayseth> Page 2.5: God this book sucks.
<Mayseth> Page 3: I downloaded the rest of this report off the internet. Enjoy.
#34314 (224/440) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Philth> WTF?
<Philth> new jenga 9/11 memorial twin pack
<Philth> comes with a little plane to push the blocks out
#34321 (176/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CFC2> every have one of those days where you want to code but you cant be bothered
<ryan[WIN]> those are called "weekdays"
#34248 (194/416) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Phucker> Calling people by their real-names on IRC is a violation of RFC1459.
#34319 (198/436) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<S_R> I just made the weirdest thing I've ever tasted
<rpop> now put it back in the toilet
Comment: #geekissues efnet
#34251 (163/387) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Batty> Darth Vader is Lukes father!
<Batty> and father in dutch = vader
<Borlath_Mon> ...yeeeeeees
<Batty> So he's darth father!
<Borlath_Mon> So? George Lucas wasn't counting on Star Wars fans to be clever enough to speak any language other than "Trailer Trash".
#34305 (20/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Slew> I tried to calculate how many times better firefox was than IE, but my calculator brokeComment: #ZFGC @ metal.shellux.net
#34317 (18/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aardvark> hmm, my KDE has stopped working :(
<wardrobe> cool, now you can use somehting better :-)
#34257 (-1/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clay> ever smoke weed
<clay> ON WEED
#34249 (0/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* darkLem notes there are alot of bash.org quotes that are just Bill Hicks quotes
<darkLem> cheating bastards.
#34254 (-1/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jonathans> you know what annoys the fuck out of me
<jonathans> not being able to ctrl+click to select multiple child windows of an MDI application
<jonathans> if i want to move a grid of photoshop images around i have to do them one by one
<max> shut up pussy
<max> write some poetry about it
Comment: efnet #hate
#34256 (-8/418) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rainman> i love licking the arshole
<MytMowse> that's so gross nig
<Rainman> im serious
<Rainman> i girls asshole is nice n clean
<MytMowse> hope you get ecoli

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