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#34236 (504/660) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<unchellmatt> weewoo: I had a spammer pissed at me for reporting her "Free Psychic Readings" mailings and getting her shut down. She flames me with "If you didn't want the mail, why didn't you just reply and ask to be removed?!?!"
<unchellmatt> I replied "You're the fucking psychic.... YOu figure it out" |
#34219 (451/607) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<domenow> I'm gripping your cock hard
<ThAtGuy> i'm feeling your breasts
<ThAtGuy> my dick is getting really hard now
<domenow> yeah, mine too
<domenow> I mean... err. |
#34218 (319/493) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Slime> I think in ten years time I will look back on days like this and cry.
<Slime> The times I spent at 2am talking about girls who have dicks and legs made of slugs eating each other whilst melting.
<Slime> My future wife will be all "Tell me what you did as a teenager" and I will say "NOW IS TIME FOR SLEEP"
<MechaMrEd> And then you'll notice she has an erection |
#34214 (266/428) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rhraz_w3rk> recession? pshh, i haven't seen one hobo yet!
<ESD-Wyrk> that's cause you need to go outside to see one
<ESD-Wyrk> most of them aren't 'online' |
#34209 (268/448) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pookablu> Ron Dwight, the author of the RAR compression format, passed away a few days ago.
<ev> he was found in several same-size pieces and had to be combined to put him in the coffin |
#34190 (205/361) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* rik decides not to reply to spam whose subject line is "discount vasectomy" |
#34216 (209/371) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<slippy^> i am evi|
<mr-cow> what you done now?
<slippy^> well
<slippy^> i had a thought.
<slippy^> sat on my desk is a "clients" pc
<slippy^> would it be wrong of me to install something that screwed it every few months, thus insuring work?
* slippy^ installs win98 |
#34227 (204/398) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NatashaD> Up until this last generation my family refused to breed outside of the german heretage. Then my dad told his mom to get bent and married an Irish woman.
<NatashaD> The Germans won't speak to us, and the Irish won't speak to the Germans, so everyone pretty much leaves us alone.
<NatashaD> I'm not sure what the problem is but because they're all stupid I don't mind not having to talk to them.
<Chris23m{ab}> lol VERY nice
<NatashaD> Except that none of them sent me graduation presents, those ungrateful bastards. |
#34223 (200/402) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<t|to> I practice being a bash.org mod by voting "negative" on all the quotes in the bash.cx queue |
#34217 (166/342) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kinzillah> pie.
<jej> cocks.
<kinzillah> now THAT'S some word association right there |
#34201 (187/399) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Pie> i wonder if its possible to fap yourself with a 2000 watt speaker
<+Pie> ...brb
<+Death> o.O |
#34215 (153/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Khel> you know what rocks, when you have a headache, and you start up icq, and that FUCKING FOGHORN blares in your face
<Khel> Honestly though, what sort of retard makes a program that starts up by blaring a foghorn at you
<DeePer> the foghorn is a sign of like, bon voyuage isn't it?
<Khel> the foghorn is a sign of a big boat sailing through fog |
#34235 (148/354) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<port-> MadDwarf please take a bow
<MadDwarf> sorry , but I DON'T bend over in this channelComment: #windowsxp efnet
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#34188 (111/269) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BalefireX> how goes the porn site Peppe316[0]?
<Peppe316[0]> I'm getting my clientel up first
<error> does your mom know yet?
<Peppe316[0]> no
<Peppe316[0]> I haven't talked to her for 10 weeks
<Peppe316[0]> it's nice
<Peppe316[0]> this freedom shit is the fun
<error> was it because she found out you drank and you didn't love the lord?
<Peppe316[0]> possibly
<Peppe316[0]> :(
<Peppe316[0]> er
<Peppe316[0]> :)Comment: #gideontech
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#34213 (142/352) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<becky> 18 f* Pic on Profile
<kari> hey becky?.. what does * mean?
<martha> kari, it means she hasnt completed her operation yet |
#34231 (133/341) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<medium> crrj, i complained to my help desk last night at my class about not being able to use linux on their network
<medium> and i got yelled at for installing linux, they said "it corrupts laptop hard drives, it fills it with useless data"
<medium> lol
<GyPSY> lol
<medium> AND it kept booting to linux
<medium> and he said he couldn't boot from a floppy
<medium> because i had a bootloader installed (lilo)
<medium> even though in stark contrast on the boot menu, one of the options clearly says "floppy"
<GyPSY> haha
<+crrj-working> Sounds like you need a new school.
<medium> I agree
<medium> i am disappointed w/ the one i am at
* +crrj-working hands medium a clue-by-four and a clue-bat for applying LARTs with both hands.Comment: Sometimes 'help desks' means the people working it need help.
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#34187 (96/258) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gorF> cool, I get viruses sent to my email as well as porn now
<Genki> heh
<gorF> what more could you want
<gorF> ...apart from actual messages
<SirLuke-X> Well, one of them is good.
<MadRhetoric> Porn an virii?
<MadRhetoric> A lethal mix.
<gorF> yeah, its like an electronic prostituteComment: #zebeth dreamIRC
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#34247 (77/347) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cyberdyne> This gook asshole pulled out and blocked our lane, so we went around him and lost control and ended up in the trees
<cyberdyne> car is toast
<cyberdyne> my shoulder and ribs are cracked
<cyberdyne> his pelvis may be cracked
<cyberdyne> ALL MY GODDAMN DIVX CD'S WERE IN THE CAR TOO |
#34225 (33/225) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(scone) r u always in here
(+kangie) im a citizen
(+kangie) thats why i have the +
(@Whelan) yeah but we have laptops with Wireless cards
(@Whelan) and we just walk around with them strapped to us that way we never have to leave |
#34176 (12/312) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> what
<Rjx> ian curtis killed himself?
<timmo> rjx: yeah, a long ass time ago
<Rjx> I only found out kurt cobain died like 2 years ago
<timmo> ...
<timmo> youre not up on the news
<Rjx> no, I'm notComment: #GeekIssues EFNet (March 2004)
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#34211 (7/283) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Heather> penises are scary =/
<Kevyn> how so?
<Heather> they feel weird.
<Kevyn> how do they feel?
<Heather> like the rubber lizard in spencer's. |
#34230 (-3/423) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pantherqs> holy fuck
<pantherqs> worst shit ever
<pantherqs> not a SINGLE fucking solid log
<pantherqs> just a barrage of mini-turds
<pantherqs> its like i excreeded a bunch of smelly m&m's from my cornhole. |
#34228 (-3/369) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gloone> i should throw this fucking laptop out the window :/
<hypr> throw yourself out with itComment: #ramen
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#34229 (-4/344) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<herbman> my brain dont need washing anyway.. its *clean* mother fucker, *clean*!Comment: #ramen
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#34179 (-2/210) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ristora> http://phrise.com/?34177
<AnimeKiwi> hey
<AnimeKiwi> you edited :p
<Ristora> AnimeKiwi: It's the way the world works
<Ristora> CNN: Edited
<Ristora> Movies: Edited
<Ristora> Telling penis Size: Edited
<AnimeKiwi> lol
<AnimeKiwi> ristora is addicted to phrise
<AnimeKiwi> edit- <AnimeKiwi> ristora is addicted to cock |
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