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<Guyp> my mom wont let me go to the gym
<Guyp> she thinks i'll look at girls and my mind will be sinning ;[
<Guyp> so i think i'll ask her if a gay gym is ok :> |
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<kobrakiller> hahahahahaha
<kobrakiller> the first hit for furry porn on google images is hardcore furry gay
<kobrakiller> furrys are such fucking faggots
<beans> eh
<beans> why are you looking for furry porn?
<kobrakiller> it was accidental
<beans> oh, I see. you mistyped whatever you were looking for and accidentally entered 'furry porn'
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<Rjx> so I'm sitting with some friends in college
<Rjx> and drinking some soup
<Rjx> and I say "hey, this soup is thicker than a norwegian"
<Rjx> and I look up
<Rjx> and there's this girl glaring at me
<Rjx> and I think "wait a minute"
<Rjx> so I say
<Rjx> "er du norsk?"
<Rjx> her: ja
<Rjx> oops.... |
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<Clutch> Anyone else notice that 'strap on' spelt backwards is 'no parts'?Comment: #gaming - gaming.windfyre.net - Feel thy spiff fool
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<MrMiyagi> the older you get, the better you get
<tharaka> not if youre a banana |
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<Paradidle> I wonder what a dog thinks right before it humps someones leg... "I dont know what it is, but I'm gonna fuck it." |
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<Blah_x> it says i am the computer administor
<trippah> i feel sorry for your pcComment: #php efnet
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#34148 (227/411) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkSong> oh lovely
<DarkSong> Microsoft has decided to do a second version of XP, before releasing Longhorn
<DarkSong> and it's codename right now is "XP Reloaded"
<TempyWork> ...
<_bla_> and it features weird slowdown effects?
<TempyWork> hahComment: EsperNet #AnimeDVD
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#34135 (209/385) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
xdev0luti0nx: I know a guy who plays with legos while listening to the mission impossible theme on repeat.
Serrated Sp00n: ........You know some fucked up people, Hannah.
xdev0luti0nx: They cling to me. It's really unfortunate. |
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<@BalefireX> you guys ever get into the typing zone?
<@BalefireX> where you can just close your eyes and type really fast without making any mistakes?
<+Spexor> yeah
<+Spexor> i have
<@BalefireX> its pretty fucking awesome
<+Spexor> isn't it?
<+Spexor> it rocks when your doing a paper and you get into the zone
<@BalefireX> eh
<@BalefireX> thats a waste of the zone
<@BalefireX> IRC arguments is what its all about
<@BalefireX> half of winning an irc argument is being able to type faster and more competently than the opposition
<@BalefireX> the other half is the @ before your nameComment: #gideontech
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<Valek> Life sucks, I hope I get drunk this weekend.
<WzL> life sucks
<WzL> and it don't even swallow
<Valek> Yeah but if your lucky you find a girl who does, then life doesn't suck anymore.
<WzL> But if yer unlucky she lives in another country
<Valek> And if your really unlucky shes a guy.
<Valek> And if your really fucked
<Valek> She has a bigger penis then you |
#34141 (140/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Josh> wow. my great-grandmother died :(
<serenade> sry
<serenade> feel better u
<Josh> well, on one hand I'm sad that she died
<Josh> on the other hand she was a total bitch that alienated the entire family and caused untold amounts of greif
<serenade> ah
<serenade> similar situation with my great grandma
<serenade> we wanted to speed things up, so we got her to start smoking
<serenade> she used to light the cigs backwards
<serenade> funny as hell |
#34173 (151/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rykan> you know your lonely when your alone in a room with chanserv and just start talking to it XD
<Ras> Chanserv is a better conversationalist than any of my exxes
<Ras> and half the people on my base
<Ras> and im not kidding.Comment: #MxO stratics
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#34139 (191/429) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Valeria> This is my computer. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My computer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life.
<Valeria> Without me my computer is useless. Without my computer, I am useless. I must use my computer well. I must K-Line faster than my enemy who is trying to K-Line me.
<Valeria> I must pwn him before he pwns me. I will. Before God I swear this creed. My computer and myself are defenders of my server. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life. So be it .. . until there is no enemy ... but Microsoft. Amen. |
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<@skape> wonder what a cisco movie would be about
<@trew> "self protecting networks"
<@skape> THE ROUTER STRIKES BACK
<@skape> RETURN OF THE FDDI
<@trew> haha
<@skape> come on trew
<@skape> you think up one!
<@trew> BACK TO THE ROUTER!
<@trew> HONEY I SHRUNK THE IDS |
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<@FarkStatsBot> think you need to reboot
<star_angel> i did that already
<star_angel> so bot
<@FarkStatsBot> did you restart the computer?
<star_angel> yeah
<@FarkStatsBot> still didn't fix it?
<star_angel> and when i did then knux was lordcrank
<@FarkStatsBot> you might have a virus
<star_angel> no i have a school pc i cant get viruses... but thanks |
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--> MrPoush (~matt@dsl.76.171.networkiowa.com) has joined #jibble
<Monty> But what does MrPoush have to do with the price of fish?
<MrPoush> everything, Monty
<Monty> *horrified*Comment: Monty is a phrase-bot.
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<youlepton> if they were asians, it would be r337 |
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<CkDead> YUo
<CkDead> YUO BASTARD
<CkDead> YOU STOLE ;p FROM ME
<tweak> ;p
<CkDead> god damnit |
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<@Desimat0r> o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ - HEIL |
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(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/?155D256CD=
(`Thunder) whoa
(`Thunder) they released my life
(`Thunder) how did they tape all that?! |
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<Eruntje> brain waves?
<Eruntje> i have brain tsunami'sComment: #MxO on stratics
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<Macdoo> lawnmower <----------what that? |
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