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#34012 (238/434) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Serrated Sp00n: Holy crap. My dad just told me has a server he's gonna give me.
Serrated Sp00n: And I just saw it.
a restless child: Did you shiver with unadulterated lustful anticipatory glory?
Serrated Sp00n: Yes.

#33987 (198/372) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<homerj> there were a lot of black people when we saw bad boys 2
<homerj> I remember when I was like 7 my mom talked about the colored lady down the street
<homerj> I kept looking for some chick that was like all colors of the rainbow

#33983 (147/311) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kurai> You know .. sometimes I long for the days when spam was just for pr0n, rather than shitty meds
<kurai> At least they included pics to look at while you were deleting it

#33991 (126/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(lithrye) I'm experiencing an annoying problem.
(lithrye) hlds is killing my ISP's router.
(Silicon) and how exactly do they say it's doing that
(lithrye) it's causing it to drop packets.
(Silicon) what are they using Fischer Price, My first router?

#34020 (161/383) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<munchingfoo> mmh, thats a hard one
<munchingfoo> hmm*
<munchingfoo> lol, mega bad typo

#33982 (121/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<J_B_007> if it wernt for bash, id be able to wrok.
<J_B_007> *work
<Neon[UK]> did bash cripple you in some industrial accident?Comment: #geekissues

#34022 (106/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<munchingfoo> lol, that might make a funny chat up line
<Kibet> my favourite is "whats your favourite flavour of wood"
<Amaunet> huh?
<Kibet> it worked once
<Kibet> right enough she was a tad insane

#33990 (75/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<orion> i HATE
<orion> the beastie boys.
<Amanda_> Their talent is INTERGALACTIC
<Amanda_> Saying you hate them is a form of SABOTAGE
<Amanda_> GIRLS are always huge fans
<orion> ....................................................
<Amanda_> Looks like you need some BRASS MONKEY

#33984 (32/270) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wooben> Girls are all afraid of me too :(
<Wooben> I did go out with this one girl
<Wooben> but she was really scary
<Wooben> I decided i was scared
<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly
<Wooben> so that was the end of that

#33988 (13/289) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jonathans> they're muslim
<jonathans> there is no light at the end of the tunnel
<jonathans> just another tunnel

#33992 (12/338) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Calmino> my father purchased a mule
<leah^-^> heh
<Jagfire> this is me caring: asdfgh123
<Jagfire> this is me not caring: zxcvbn321
<Jagfire> and this is me right now: zxcvbn321

#34019 (-1/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Steveo> doing anything nice there duncan?
<duncan> No, just impregnation.
<duncan> of me :(

#33985 (-9/465) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<splice> blacks have a culture? i thought they just beat people
<Berzerker> their culture is to be loud and ignorant as possible in movie theatresComment: #ramen

#33989 (-1/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<naitha> nukes are like civics.. people have them to show how cool they are

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