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#33946 (393/573) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<malady> Hi Pav!
<malady> How's Pravda?
<Pav> Pravda?
<gumby_jd> Probably means Prague...
<Pav> ah! :)
<malady> Yay for being a poorly educated American. ^^
<malady> ...what's the correct spelling?
<Pav> malady: in english Prague, in native language Praha
<malady> Ah... not real sure where I got the vd from.
<malady> ...boy, if I had a nickle for every time I said _that_.
#33944 (216/392) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Marc^]: hahahahaha
[Marc^]: been moaning that i dont have a desk and have to type on my lap
[Marc^]: got a massive desk this morning
[Marc^]: and just realised
[Marc^]: i'm sitting here with the keyboard on my lap :/Comment: #tekheads
#33905 (189/389) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RandomSpork> I saw Dawn of the Dead yesterday
<RandomSpork> ha ha ha
<RandomSpork> about halfway through the movei
<RandomSpork> the theater starts to get this really BAD smell
<@MrMog> oo?
<RandomSpork> and there's this annoying drip drip dripping sound
<@MrMog> oo???
<RandomSpork> turns out there was a bunch of 7 years olds in the upper seats with large cokes
<@MrMog> ..
<@MrMog> that story sucked
<RandomSpork> but it was TRUE
<@MrMog> I thought there was a dead body or something
<@MrMog> jeez
<RandomSpork> it wasn't coke that was dripping
<@MrMog> ...
<@MrMog> ewwComment: irc.esper.net #rotfw
#33906 (138/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RandomSpork> know what's bad
<RandomSpork> I can cause my nose to bleed as if by will
<CyberZ74> Why, do you imagine big breasts?
<RandomSpork> no. want to know how I do it?
<CyberZ74> Nah.
<RandomSpork> first I strtch out my face in a psuedo yawn
<RandomSpork> then I blow a quick puff of air out my nose, like so....aww shit
* RandomSpork is now known as RS||BRB
<Specs> haha
<CyberZ74> ...
* RS||BRB is now known as RandomSpork
<RandomSpork> that was so NOT funny SpecsComment: irc.esper.net #rotfw
#33911 (119/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Neon[UK]> <=D
<@Rjx> penis flower?
<@Neon[UK]> happy hat >:|
#33968 (110/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chaos`^> ANybody know how to run a cd image without burning a cd in windows?
<Brisby> Chaos`^: Alcohol 120%
<Brisby> or equivalent
<Chaos`^> How do you use it? it will run an image without burning it?
<Brisby> Chaos`^: acts like a virtual CD drive
<Chaos`^> Sweet ass thanks!
<Chaos`^> Now I can play my porn games without having physical evidence lying around
#33975 (125/307) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
xdev0luti0nx: If chinese food is too americanized, I never like it
Serrated Sp00n: lol. All chinese food is americanized, Hannah.
Serrated Sp00n: Real chinese people couldn't afford to eat chinese food the way we do.
#33976 (131/323) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Serrated Sp00n: WHY THE HELL DO I CRAVE MUNCHIES? WHY AM I LOSING MY COGNITIVE MEMORY?
Serrated Sp00n: I AM NOT A STONER.
Serrated Sp00n: AND YET I AM ACTING LIKE ONE.
Serrated Sp00n: AND GETTING NONE OF THE FRINGE BENIFITS.
#33933 (115/291) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Serrated Sp00n: What the hell?
Serrated Sp00n: All I've thought about recently is penis and world domination.
Serrated Sp00n: I NEED GET LAID.
Serrated Sp00n: MUST REPRESS URGE TO RULE OVER HUMANITY.
xdev0luti0nx: Oh my god. Somebody better fuck you before you blow us all up with something.
#33898 (84/372) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tito> the first rule of fap club is we do not talk about fap club
#33900 (0/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> wow
<AlmtyBob> hypr
<AlmtyBob> NONE of those are funny
<AlmtyBob> but you know I love you anyways
* hypr sets mode: +b-o *!*AlmtyBob@*.sd.sd.cox.net AlmtyBob
* AlmtyBob was kicked by hypr (tata)
* hypr sets mode: -b *!*AlmtyBob@*.sd.sd.cox.net
<Conjurer> HAW
<D-viant> he said he loves you eD
<D-viant> that might be the only lovin you're gonna get for a while
<D-viant> I wouldn't look a gift lovin in the mouth!
<D-viant> ;)
<NinjaBot> Or a loving gay friend.Comment: #ramen
#33915 (-3/345) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jej> fyi 20% done defagging.

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