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#33880 (340/452) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wardrobe> well that was fun
* wardrobe walked into housemate's room. I said "hey have you been painting?" as I could smell paint. he said "yeh" and then I realised I was leaning on a wall.

#33885 (396/552) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Matador_> put your $$ where your penis is
<fyzix> you want me to shove money in your mother?

#33887 (246/398) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<I|O> goin off to college
<I|O> mom got me a dehumidifer
<I|O> dad got me a humidifier
<xiao> stick em in yer room for a night. let them fight it out

#33896 (244/458) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ZekeMacNeil> lol
<ZekeMacNeil> my dad just IMd me for the first time
<TribGuru> Zeke: "a/s/l son?"Comment: #fark on irvingnet

#33888 (198/376) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hidden_7> MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTER
<Hidden_7> it is an expensive piece of hardware
<Hidden_7> I've poured my heart, my soul, my LIFE into this bitch
<Hidden_7> and it won't fucking give up the goods
<Hidden_7> so fucking like a chick it's not EVEN funny

#33895 (189/411) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ristora> brant: you know gullibles not in the dictionary
<Ristora> it;s crazy :|
<Brant> Ristora: what the crap are you talking about?
<Brant> Ristora: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=gullible
<Ristora> hhahhahh
<Brant> HAHAHAHHAHA
<Brant> OMG
<Brant> FUCK YOUComment: I got owned :(

#33892 (138/302) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(+PsychicSword) the internet will have gone out of fashion by the time ima gets off 56K

#33882 (151/345) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
denisbaldwin: I think I love you...
denisbaldwin: So what am I so afraid of...
denisbaldwin: I'm afraid that I'm not sure of...
denisbaldwin: A love there is no cure for.
alexusslave: like herpes?

#33875 (7/337) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RageFury> Ah, nothing releases stress like pr0n and Pink Floyd.

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