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#33761 (461/607) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shav|DDR> Gonna meet a friend I haven't seen in months
<Mayseth> The sun? |
#33829 (332/468) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FHCI_SS> I work as a tech support and someone called yesterday with the following conversation taking place
<FHCI_SS> Customer: "Hi, I was wondering if you could fix my laptop. It's under warranty."
<FHCI_SS> Me: "What seems to be the trouble with it?"
<FHCI_SS> Customer: "My wife got mad and threw it in the pool." |
#33825 (327/487) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tonitrus> My biological clock says 12:00 and blinks. |
#33787 (302/496) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Deranged): I fell asleep on the couch watching TV last night, and when I woke up at 4am, I had a hard on. I looked at the TV, and a Girls Gone Wild special was on. It was like it was meant to be. |
#33753 (216/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<phoxxy> i was on the phone with a company for my business that was in Tennesee. the guy was trying to tell me information over the phone. i asked if they had a website and he goes "Well, I didn't offer to give you our website information because I didn't think you had internet in Indiana." |
#33863 (330/558) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Backslash> You ATTEMPTED to commit suicide…?
<Backslash> Wow so every breathe you take is like a living testament to the fact that you can’t do anything right… |
#33770 (293/495) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<muh-hest> no YOU go fuck yourself.. I didn't mean to impregnate her in the first damn place
<muh-hest> oh shit....
<muh-hest> wrong window
<muh-hest> :/ |
#33820 (221/389) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Brynneh|w3rk> im doing my girlfriend all weekend
<Brynneh|w3rk> lol whoops
<Penfold> doesnt stop
<Brynneh|w3rk> *doing stuff
<Brynneh|w3rk> *doing stuff with
<Cavey> I shall mention that quote to her when I next se her
<Brynneh|w3rk> that was the mother of all typos |
#33836 (207/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eslice_> does anyone know anything about tiles
<eslice_> i'm trying to reapply the grout
<jonathans> they're cold
<jonathans> and when i put my balls on them, they're really cold.
<eslice_> thanks! that's all i needed
<jonathans> try putting the grout on your balls. i dont know.
<eslice_> fuck this |
#33819 (208/382) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zardoz> Damn those blow-up sheep.
<Zardoz> I got fucking TWO of them for my 21st.
<Zardoz> wtf.
<Zardoz> from DIFFERENT PEOPLE ! |
#33817 (182/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rebel> I found a new way to make cool photos without it being really dark
<DrMike> Adam, use a flash?
<Rebel> Yep |
#33818 (249/479) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Maddawy> see i always wonder when i'm lookin at pr0n and jerking off so to speak
<Maddawy> and if my mom walks in.. would i hide my dick or the pr0n?
<cerebrus> jerking off so to speak? wtf? jerking off is jerking off, you don't need to so to speak.. RETARD
<Maddawy> whatever...
<greeny> see this hypothetical scenario happened to me...
<Maddawy> lol.. wat did u do?
<greeny> as the matter of fact i did neither..
<greeny> see, it was after the point of no return.. so i just ejaculated, while quietly moaning and looking at my mom apologeticaly
<Maddawy> LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<greeny> yes.. it's one of the main reasons why i live on campus now... |
#33834 (220/424) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pyro> I remember when I was younger this chick wanted me to give her a hickey but i didn't know how.. so i went on google |
#33865 (189/385) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Megasaxon> haha
<Megasaxon> americans amuse me
<Megasaxon> they're so dump
<Megasaxon> er
<Megasaxon> :(
<Bendit> hahahahahaha |
#33809 (134/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> you'll find that
<Rjx> if someone takes your nick and you ask for it nicely
<livewireo> they shit in your face?
<czechreck> And rub it in
<eltaco> they'll laugh and never change their nick?
<Rjx> i hate you all ;[ |
#33868 (166/378) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DamianMor> IceWizard go and suck my nick
* @IceWizard sucks your nick
<@IceWizard> your nick is so long!
<@IceWizard> as long as efnet allows!
<@IceWizard> but..
<@IceWizard> i'd prefer to goto dalnet
<@IceWizard> the guys there have MUCH longer nicks!
<DamianMor> :(
<@IceWizard> yours is a toothpick compared to theirsComment: #emu Efnet
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#33839 (134/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<motolov> i actually have shat in a urinal once
<motolov> when i was 10 we went to germany and the toilets you had to pay for at a rest stop, but the urinals were free of charge, i could not wait to go back to the car for deutchmarks |
#33813 (75/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<motolov> why arent the fat girls honest at least
<motolov> like, hobbies: eating, stuffing my face until my colon hurts
<motolov> etc. |
#33811 (55/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<motolov> she sure looks like a crazy gal
<motolov> crazy about mcdonalds |
#33810 (50/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<splice> Pakistani president tells CNN he believes troops have surrounded al Qaeda fighters protecting "high-value target." Details soon.
<splice> goatse will be captured! |
#33841 (39/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KArmA-> what's your stance on ldap?
<thalakan> uhhhh
<thalakan> it stays crunchy in milk?
<KArmA-> that sounds relatively positive
<thalakan> I mean, come on, you have to give me something more to go on here
<thalakan> If you're planning on using ldap for world domination that's one thing, using it for administrating your desktop logins is anotherComment: #bifemunix
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#33755 (-2/550) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kIm> im so hungry
* joe shares some food w/ kim
<kIm> thanks
<joe> np |
#33705 (1/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rgreene> she's depressed for one reason or another and refuses to do anything about it, which trickles down into every facet of her life
<aliensex> rgreene: get the brick man and put her down like a cow.
<rgreene> alien: i happen to care about her...
<aliensex> rgreene: exactly. |
#33771 (-5/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<huhlig> any rf ee's about
<Rakshasa> nn, wt ds rf ee mn? |
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