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#33726 (953/1075) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Opius>photoshops being screwy
<dal>in what way
<Opius>the stroke tool thingy is being a bitch
<Opius>it lags fro some reason
<Opius>*for
* p4 has joined #hynes
<Opius>So i stroke and stroke and stroke, and it does nothing
<Opius>then all of a sudden it goes nuts and puts white shit all over my work
<p4>i wont ask
Comment: www.opius.tk
#33707 (387/543) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mkat> :o
<mkat> OMFG
<mkat> WILL THE PEOPLE UPSTAIRS PLEASE EITHER STOP HAVING SEX OR INVITE PLZ
#33754 (255/399) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<phoxxy> i was on the phone with a company for my business that was in Tennesee. the guy was trying to tell me information over the phone. i aksed if they had a website and he goes "Well, I didn't offer to give you our website information because I didn't think you had internet in Indiana."
* phoxxy was like WTF!?
* phoxxy has a T1 in her home mother fucker
<Puchu> indiana has no internet
<GorgeousOrifice> Indiana's all backwards and shit
<phoxxy> when I told the guy I had a T1 at home, he goes "Is that like dial-up?"
Comment: logged on #fark
#33776 (354/562) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* RSX-2003 has joined #futuremark
<RSX-2003> lol omfg...
<RSX-2003> my friend might get suspended from school
<RSX-2003> she's enrolled in child developement, so she has to work with the special kids on campus
<RSX-2003> and they had their own dance, and my friend cintheia was the DJ
<RSX-2003> and she put on the song by black eyed peas called "lets get retarded"
<the_stick> LOL RSX-2003
<gfjgfjgfj> LMAO
<RSX-2003> if she didn't start laughing she probably wouldn't have gotten in trouble
<Stonefish> You don't want to know how much I'm laughing :)
Comment: #Futuremark
#33711 (186/340) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Neon[UK]> i'm starting a successful online business
<Neon[UK]> and im 17
<Neon[UK]> so fuck you all
<Neon[UK]> apart from rjx
<Rjx> heh
<Rjx> you can't _start_ a succesful business
<Rjx> you get that status after a few years
#33713 (223/411) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+x24[java]> damnit.  i just cheesed my fresh from the drier pants
<@BalefireX> cheesed?
<+x24[java]> a macaroni escaped from the fork and left it's mark with cheese on my pants
<@BalefireX> ah
<@BalefireX> just checking it wasnt slang for defecation
Comment: #gideontech
#33710 (190/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<auxi> G2g class is over
<auxi> Ill be back in like 5 mionutes in my next class :D
Comment: #GeekIssues
#33785 (230/448) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mr_X> I'm bi.
<Mr_X> Bi means two chicks at the same time, right?
#33751 (164/352) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kharma|elsewhereness> I can't wait for the day when brothels have drive-thru blowjobs.
#33701 (155/355) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pauly> I'll fuck you hard in the ass later honey
<pauly> oh wrong room.
Comment: #q3w
#33712 (133/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Seth> its sad when Perl is the closest thing to a girl in your life
#33740 (131/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rykan> Wai~ I reached a whole new level of geekdom today
<Rykan> i actualy WROTE a typo
<Luna> lol rykan XD
<Rykan> I wrote "detaila" instead of "details"
<ZestyO> nothing compares to saying lag out loud...
<Varjaag|Kensai> lol = lagin out loud
<Luna> zesty, have u said "lol" out loud before?
<Rykan> I have
<Rykan> and "omfg"
<ZestyO> yes, I have
<Rykan> "ohmfug" XD
#33709 (137/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<el_oso> I want to make my own internet.
<el_oso> :(
<pinin> you should so we wouldn't have to see you
Comment: #GeekIssues
#33775 (92/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<O`Slice> silicon, get your dremel
<O`Slice> i need to get my teeth fixed
<O`Slice> can you make killer designs on my teeth?
<O`silicon> hmm
<O`Slice> and then place a window on my cheeks
<O`Slice> so all can see
<O`Slice> and have LEDs
<O`silicon> how about a 80mm fan for hot food/drinks
<O`Slice> yes
<O`Slice> i was thinking of watercooling it
<O`Slice> but whatever you can do
<O`Live> large fans with fan blades made up of smaller fans
#33715 (41/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<vSvAINT> Rune...do you ever Sleep Man?
<RuneWalsh> [09:01am] <dcpsoguy> r00n: Do you sleep?
<RuneWalsh> [09:01am] <@RuneWalsh> nah, sleeping goes against everything I believe in
<vSvAINT> it's kind of sad you have a prepared response for that
<RuneWalsh> no, it's spontaneous
<vSvAINT> Spontaneous like Combustion or Spontaneous like Jerry Lewis?
<RuneWalsh> besides, I responded to that question earlier and didn't feel like typing that again
<RuneWalsh> I'll have to think about that
<RuneWalsh> I wouldn't really call Jerry Lewis spontaneous though
<RuneWalsh> which doubles as my point as well
<vSvAINT> Haha Instantaneous. "NEW! Instantaneous Jerry Lewis!  Just add Water!"
<RuneWalsh> "Wow mommy, can I have one?"
<RuneWalsh> "Not till you're older, dear"
#33738 (10/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<interface|work> I need a marriageautopilot.exe program with an /unattend switch
<[G4]CowBook> marriage.exe /q/y
<[G4]CowBook> heh
<interface|work> lol
<[G4]CowBook> or in unix:
<[G4]CowBook> ./marriage > /dev/null 2>&1
<interface|work> rofl
<[G4]CowBook> i'd just set up a cron job for it actually
<[G4]CowBook> :P
<interface|work> to run daily?
<]CkB[Janus> lol
<[G4]CowBook> doesn't matter to me, as long as it's redirected to /dev/null
<[G4]CowBook> it can run every minute as far as i care
Comment: #ckb, irc.gamesurge.net

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