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#33662 (201/385) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DimaV> Anglophobia - Fear of Englishness
<DimaV> wow, some one in the world there are people scared of men with huge sideburns who shout "God save the Queen!", drink tea and play cricket.
<joe> i'd be scared if i seen one
#33653 (223/457) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Yusuke akfjl;fdsjfdsjfsdjfdlsks
<Yusuke> damn my cat got on the comp keyboard
* Yusuke was kicked by Recon (stop Spamming!)
* Yusuke has joined #roleplay
<Yusuke> recon
<Yusuke> i did not spam
<Recon> tell your cat to stop spammin
<Yusuke> i know but recon does not have to kick me
<Shavnir> but Kicking a cat would be animal cruelty
#33647 (185/415) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<anity> bbyyyeeee
<ZestyO> ok, have fun
<anity> in the bath?
<anity> hehe i'll try
<ZestyO> plenty of fun to be had in a bath
<anity> *gets out rubber duck*
<ZestyO> jesus christ I so mis read that...
<anity> hehhe i was thinking that...i super carefull typied duck
<ZestyO> hehe
<ZestyO> the u and i keys are right next to eachother
<anity> hehhehe yeh
<anity> or maybe the 'duck* was a typo
<anity> ull never know
<anity> hehehhehehe
<ZestyO> lol
<anity> heheh i'll soon see when i get in the bath
#33640 (199/451) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tharaka> u know whats stupid about phones
<tharaka> they are on low batt right
<tharaka> and yet what do they do?
<tharaka> make a nose, which uses up more battery
<tharaka> and flash lights
<tharaka> and use up more battery
<tharaka> its almost like microsoft windows popups.. "LOOK AT ME!!!!, LOOK AT ME!!!"
Comment: tharaka's phone battery was dying
#33659 (142/340) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pischk>  im infected with something nasty dont accept anything from me
<Brisby> Pischk: How about money?
<DJ_Elfen> not even cash?
<Hurtful_Wolf> what about money?
Comment: a quick set of responses...
#33641 (112/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* VALIS is dumb.
<VALIS> but at least I have a thick cock.
<Bisclaveret> there was something on ene of them about japs vs chinese
<Bisclaveret> valis: can i quote you on that?
<Kurt> what are you going to do, tell chicks you have a big dick, then when they discover the truth say you were quoting someone on irc?
#33648 (92/348) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+jeef> i had a dream about beastiality and i woke up with an erection :/
#33676 (74/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dingle> i look like a huge penis with my head shaved
#33656 (75/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CrazyMYKL> killall cat
<CrazyMYKL> heh, this isn't a terminal
<Brisby> /exec -o killall cat
<CrazyMYKL> i know, it was wrong window tho
* Brisby giggles at CrazyMYKL
<CrazyMYKL> /exec -o echo "killall cat" > ~/curiosity.sh
#33650 (2/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<r0ach_> yup, but fucking racoond generates a fucked up spd policy, which basically locks up the box and allows only ipsec traffic to cisco and back :)
<r0ach_> will try iskampd
<pantherqs> uh, all i got from that statement is something about beastiality and skank's
#33651 (-3/447) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Salomonis> anione noes how to use notepad to edit html?
<hansblix> um?
<hansblix> sure
<hansblix> use these following steps in order
<hansblix> 1) step AWAY from the crack pipe.
<[Piratez]> LOL
<[Piratez]> bash.org
#33660 (-2/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Peter> oh ****
* PeterG was kicked by Razer (Profanity. Kick:3241)
#33638 (-6/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Berzerk3r> my iq is higher than my icq number

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