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#33624 (259/387) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eslice> i just got a vm from some random hick asking for doug
<eslice> wanted to know if i could do research on signature control for ground and air vehicles
<eslice> wtf?
<eslice> should i call back and act like i know wtf i'm talking about
<jestuh> lol only if you record it
<eslice> yeah i was just thinking about that
<hy\dro> yes
<hy\dro> that's what i did last week when some woman called me thinking i was her court-appointed lawyer in some contempt case against her ex-husband
<eslice> hahaha
<eslice> did you show up in court
<hy\dro> haha no i didn't show up, she eventually figured out what was going on
<hy\dro> i told her that i could just have her ex killed for her and nobody would have to know
<hy\dro> and she kind of stuttered
<hy\dro> then hung up
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#33622 (0/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@SlackDug> i hereby nominate "flashblock" for "useful extension of the year" award!
<@jestuh> wtf does it do?
<@SlackDug> jestuh: it blocks flash
<@timmo> [14:39] [jestuh] wtf does it do?
<@timmo> wtf jestuh
<@timmo> you tard

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