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#33547 (846/976) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JerryBeep> There are two kinds of jokes in the world: Jokes that people respond to by saying "lol" and funny jokes.
<BAng> lol
<JerryBeep> you bastard. |
#33543 (438/580) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TheDarkOfKnight> When I was a seinor in high school we had to make a video and had to have blood packs. The best blood packs are made from condoms.
<TheDarkOfKnight> We had the following on the checkout counter: 1 Box of Trojan Magnum condoms, 2 Bottles of Corn oil, 4 Bottles of red food color, 2 Super 8 video cassettes and 1 Roll of duct tape.
<TheDarkOfKnight> I have never before gotten weirder looks. |
#33571 (680/926) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<antivert> One of them was a total asshole, he was like "STOP LISTENING TO ME!!" because I was call coaching him
<antivert> this guy apparently told his customer "Sir, if you don't calm down, I'm going to have to put you in the penalty box." And the customer kept getting pissed off so he was like
<antivert> "Sir, if you don't calm down, I'm going to have to put you in the penalty box."
<antivert> the guy started yelling again so he took off his headset, put it in one of the metal drawers by the desks and started kicking the FUCK out of it screaming "YOU'RE IN THE PENALTY BOX!! YOU'RE IN THE PENALTY BOX MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"Comment: antivert worked tech support
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#33544 (271/441) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< digitalabsolutes> I always worry that the jews I am after will just have some stupid crap attached that I know nothing about
< Malix> eh?
< digitalabsolutes> the jews I'm after?!?! JOBS
< digitalabsolutes> How the hell did I manage that typo |
#33580 (224/410) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<PittGirlie> yanno almost all the guys in irc are pretty damn cute ... whats up with that?
<+fleet> Becasue we're also sociopaths
<+fleet> And we all have wierd mental problems
<+fleet> And we all smell
<+fleet> and this is the only way living girls talk to us |
#33587 (213/435) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(Blingo`) god my mother types so slow
(JohnnyM) that's strange, she's usually good with her hands! |
#33556 (218/464) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Philth : theres no lag when you play with yourself..
Philth : eh, i mean single player
Magnus : lol
Philth : I keep saying shit like that, i blame bashComment: Oh god I'm addicted
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#33550 (175/375) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<utopian_fiat> I used to have 160 penis enlargements every day before I trashed hotmail
<utopian_fiat> errr.... penis enlargement advertisments... ><Comment: irc.starfusion.org
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#33584 (158/340) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(fleet21): Matteo, you appeal to everyone
(Matteo): I do?
(Tack): Especially the blind. |
#33546 (163/361) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Jon|AWAY> don't download porn from stile..
<@Jon|AWAY> I thought I had a stripper video..
<@Jon|AWAY> it's a man in drag with a sparkler up his ass. |
#33576 (121/291) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< nocturnal> GAH!!!
< nocturnal> wtf
< nocturnal> if i find the fucker who put Close Other Tabs next to Close Tab i will rip his colon out and feed it to his ass |
#33542 (6/350) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<issuez> k thats enough, im done be sappy
<issuez> ill listen to rammstein to counter everything |
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