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#33530 (435/613) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
#33518 (289/521) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Loz> I didn't invent the paradox, although it was my creation

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