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<Ethel> Actually, if we're talking about Spam, I kept a tin of Spam all the way through university. For my 21st birthday, a group of friends and I ceremonially openned it in the EE&E common room and had Spam, ketchup and white bread sandwiches
<Matt> and then puked your little guts up?
<Ethel> The only thing we'd forgotten was a knife to cut the Spam, so we used a protractor instead.
<Matt> Ethel: hardcore engineers
<Ethel> This adventure was reprised at my wedding reception
<Clive> Ethel: You fed people spam at your wedding reception?
<Ethel> Clive: no, I nipped to the loo after the starter and returned to discover that my cutlery had been replaced with a geometry set and that I was being served Spam, white bread and Tesco Value ketchup.
<Ethel> I was touched
<Clive> You were touched while still in the loo, or when you got back to the main room?
<Clive> Surely it's against the norms of etiquette to touch the groom at a wedding?
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<djevan> ok i'm going to jump off a fucking bridge
<RonJo> why??
<djevan> i was reading bash a couple weeks ago and my dad comes in and asks 'what site is that' and i told him bash.cx
<djevan> well today him and i went shopping
<djevan> and we're talking, and he goes 'so have you checked out the latest additions to bash'
<RonJo> OMG that's a geeks worst nightmare dude
* RonJo hands dj the bullet
<djevan> thanks
*** Quits: djevan (Exit: killing myself ask RonJo for details) |
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<PeteriD> Ah, yes, online insult wars
<PeteriD> It's all fun and games 'til someone's Christian mom finds the logs.
<PeteriD> >.<Comment: DOH!
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<drdank> Wil's not gay!
<goatasaur> yeah
<goatasaur> he drew tits on my back before he fucked me in the assComment: #fark
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<mouse> I think my pulse has stopped.
* mouse reboots |
#33463 (202/430) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Joins: DesSc0rp (~DesScorp@66.168.250.226)
<DesSc0rp> and now.....
<DesSc0rp> Calculus love poetry
<DesSc0rp> I love you
<DesSc0rp> You are my Hero
<DesSc0rp> My love for you is 1/x
<DesSc0rp> as x approaches 0Comment: #bifemunix
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<SexyTurd> oh yuck the most horrible wet fart just came out of my butthole
<Golurilu> wtf
<Golurilu> was it absolutely necessary to share that?
<SexyTurd> sorry
<Golurilu> Somehow my bran muffin doesn't seem so tasty anymore :( |
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<Hamhocks> god damn i've been getting boners all day
<Elle> boners are gods way of telling you to 'practice' more |
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-!- HanSkywalker [~mpolanis@hanskywalker.registered.freenode] has quit ["and /exit were sitting in a park. /exit left, so who was still sitting in the park?"] |
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[iggy2k]: or 'consumer whore'
[iggy2k]: that would be great to have engraved on it
[KirikaPhoenix]: that would be the ultimate irony
[iggy2k]: or
[iggy2k]: 'i was gonna get an iriver, but i got this engraved instead'Comment: In regards to the Apple marketing machine and iPods
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