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#33407 (311/479) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Monique> i reached a whole new level of internet geekdom.
<Monique> i was at quiznos eating my soup and i saw a car outside and its license plate said 911 AFK
<Monique> and i burst out laughing
#33394 (305/507) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlasterDRP> when i was three, my dad called my mom a slut once in a restaurant, because they were both joking with each other, and he said it kinda silently... then i shouted at the top of my lungs MOMMY'S NOT A SLUT SHE'S A WHOREComment: irc.starfusion.org
#33392 (278/468) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< neotiger> it leads me to believe that IE is more fucked than the average japanese schoolgirl when in close proximity to an octopus
#33414 (220/424) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TehFattyLove> Oh dear god..
<TehFattyLove> NOOO!
<TehFattyLove> Fucking eh
<infinitevalence> ??
<infinitevalence> you ok
<TehFattyLove> A fly was flying around.. It was on the other side of the room and was coming at me
<TehFattyLove> I saw it.. like in slow mo.. then it like hit my face.. so naturaly I tried to get away..
<TehFattyLove> but was sitting down.. so instead of dodging it..
<TehFattyLove> I flippe backwards out of my chair..  and crashed my head on the ground
<TehFattyLove> When I got up I felt somethign wet on my head and I was like "FUCK!" thinking I busted my head open..
<TehFattyLove> But I reach back tehre and the fucker was crushed in my hair
<TehFattyLove> It was awesome.
#33398 (168/362) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Paulson McIntyre: hey, whats up?
Ohzie: Depends on what you consider down. It could be anything, depending on the point of reference.
Paulson McIntyre: ...smart ass
#33357 (164/382) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pithon> i'm stripping on my cam soon . check my profile for the link
<mike> im going to kill you soon, look behind you to see more
Comment: on yahoo chat
#33375 (148/346) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AliceInWonderland> <--- DIRTY DIRTY WHORE
<HPZ> <--- has a nozzle full of whorecleaning solution
#33390 (125/295) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Jon> Someone signed me up for farm sex porno, penis enlargement and viagra; it's a nice thought.. but please don't.
#33402 (138/350) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Frylock: that was the best conversation ever!
Pie: what was?
Frylock: i was getting stoned at a friends house last night, so i called him a few hours ago to pick me up and i asked where he was and he says "jail, where are you?"
Pie: lol
Frylock: "WHAT?!" "I'm in jail, the place with the cops and the prisoners"
Pie: lol o_o
Comment: True Story...He got out the same night.
#33393 (71/287) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pott> now i'm no big fan of the strokes
<pott> but their new single is good
<Chris[ni]> i dont like the strokes either, and i havnt heard theyre new single, so i will not judge it until i have heard it
<Chris[ni]> but its bound to be shit
<pott> fuck you
#33367 (47/293) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* J4k3 rubs his superior AMD-based laptop, with 640MB ram.
* doc rubs J4k3 and doesnt bother with the details
* J4k3 puts the details in doc's eye
<doc> woot
Comment: #athlon on efnet
#33365 (39/307) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Darren> I just found spiderman goatse
#33380 (8/350) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CapnWacky> Y'know how much exp I had to collect to be a LVL 43 pervert/LVL 12 Fag???
<CapnWacky> A lot, a fucking lot
Comment: #ehentai
#33360 (4/366) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eslice> my little brother is failing english
<eslice> does the dumbass want to stay back?
<Blingo`> is this a trick question?
Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
#33325 (0/344) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KArmA-> my descent into online hell is complete, I'm moderating up unapproved bash.cx quotes
<KArmA-> someone kill me and leave my bloated abused body as an example to others
Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
#33371 (-3/353) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@RoadskiN> how about if i build legos around my penis?.Comment: #svencoop
#33372 (-2/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pentup> i want peeps
<Vision> nasty
<pentup> they are only the GREATEST CANDY TYPE ITEM ON THE PLANET
<Vision> edit: greatest crappy candy type
<pentup> dont question my authority on food
<pentup> can you name one thing better than peeps?
<Vision> sex
<pentup> but you cant eat sex
<pentup> well, bad example
<pentup> but you know what i mean

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