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#33333 (248/424) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mindstorms> so, you up for writing "definitely not a bomb" on your luggage and running around with a bag of sugar screaming "oh no anthrax!?" and wearing an outfit that consists of nothing but metal, just for some more fun in the metal detectors.
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<@oblique> fun fact: spanish barbarians used their own urine to clean their teeth
<cardcheat> fun fact: so does oblique
#33338 (89/281) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DimaV> aight, i am gonna go think about what i did wrong today
*** DimaV is now known as DimaV_bathroom

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