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#33231 (456/638) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+milkman`bot> 9.  Animal Trivia: The hummingbird is the only bird that can ---------
<@Merlord> fly
<+Yoink> fly
#33223 (193/359) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<g6|agbd|kma> sure, he's innocent on all charges, didn't you know that?
<g6|agbd|kma> I mean, the httpd logs show him logging as phpbb admin
<g6|agbd|kma> then backing up the forums
<g6|agbd|kma> then douching them, all from his ip
<g6|agbd|kma> so it MUST HAVE BEEN SOMEONE ELSE
#33235 (241/463) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ogw-iii> where did I see this quote: "When all you have is a nail gun, every problem looks like a messiah."
<triple6> homedepot.com
#33216 (219/443) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chiDEEZE> go fuck yourself
<mindstorms> itd be cool if there was somoene named "yourself"
<mindstorms> and he was like constantly being raped
#33260 (138/324) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jonathans> that is so old that telling people that it's old has gotten oldComment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
#33227 (128/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Drummer_B has joined #emu
<Drummer_B> may i ask if this is a roms channel?
<nylint> drummer_b: all you have to do is !list
<Drummer_B> ahhhhhhhhhh ok thanks  :)
<Drummer_B> !list
* Drummer_B was kicked by nylint (auto-kick: no triggers or roms, bitch!)
* Drummer_B has joined #emu
<nylint> and you'll get kicked
<nylint> i didn't tell you what it would DO
Comment: #emu efnet kthxbye
#33252 (114/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WorkDug> i guess i need to go back to school :p
<Gr8_Dane> School is beyond you. Aim lower.
#33238 (92/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
 [ @Puddlejumper ] if I sleep, I have no excuse for screwing up at work tomorro
#33222 (108/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_Zippo^_> I see Goatse as an Internet Initiation. If you haven't seen goatse, and you're using the net, you don't belong.
<ninj4> yeah. Once you hit like 13, then its like part of becoming a man
#33215 (10/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama2> fucking imacs
<kisama2> fucking suck dicks
<kisama2> i'm sitting here trying to use this imac
<kisama2> because all the other computers are broken
<kisama2> or in use
<kisama2> MOTHERFUCKER
<kisama2> mouse freezes every 10 seconds
<kisama2> for about a minute
<kisama2> all i can do is type fucking IRC RAGE
<kisama2> into this channel
<kisama2> its so horrible
Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
#33242 (7/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wild-> Rosie weds longtime girlfriend, slams Bush
<repp0r> ...
<repp0r> :x
<splice> yeah you and rosie make great allies
<repp0r> I had to read that twice to get the joke.
<repp0r> I was actually going to make the joke, but then I realized it had already been done.
<repp0r> wild, in all his CTRL+V greatness, is quite crafty.
Comment: #ramen on EFNet
#33249 (-1/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Knux> i don't want to hear anymore about eating shit
<goatasaur> you don't want to hear anymore about what?
<Knux> fuck you
Comment: #fark

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