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#33190 (238/382) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Lawn-Gnome> fuck
<@Lawn-Gnome> time to take the toaster outside again :\
<@Zee> ...
<@DonoftheDead> wtf
<@Lawn-Gnome> i dont got a lighter
<@Lawn-Gnome> and i cant smoke inside
<@Lawn-Gnome> so i ben taken the toaster outside to light my smoke off of
<@Lawn-Gnome> brbComment: From teh h4x
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#33163 (210/362) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<goatasaur> that reminds me of the health spa that was giving a deal on "champagne facials"
<goatasaur> and i thought, "if that isn't the name of a porn site, it should be"Comment: #fark on irvingnet
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#33217 (288/528) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!
<Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for
<Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, "WTF??"
<Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.
<Fenris> I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch.
<ctone> ...
<ctone> now theres a quote for bash.org
<Fenris> Don't you fucking dare. |
#33214 (230/422) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
brihana25: which part of her anatomy did j-lo forget to clothe this year?
fleet: her face
fleet: the ugly bitch |
#33188 (246/474) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
porkbelly: jesus fucking christ
WidowMaker: pics? |
#33207 (185/357) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mjc> # Phone Sales Representative: "Will you be paying by credit card?"
<mjc> # Customer: "Yes."
<mjc> # Phone Sales Representative: "Ok, I need your credit card number and your name as it appears on the card, please."
<mjc> # Customer: "WHAT?!? I'm not giving my credit card to you over the phone! Then your company will have access to it!" |
#33221 (160/316) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dekkon> when im in the military, i wanna be the guy who blacks out all the topsecret info |
#33211 (153/303) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ducklord> I'm having pink "waves" flowing over my screen at all times
<ducklord> anyone knows wtf is up with that?
<kitchen> too much acid?Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
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#33218 (152/308) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ducklord> in earlier days, people took pride in combat and such
<ducklord> I take pride in not clicking bizarre porn |
#33192 (186/386) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sarah9991> what's up?
<mindstorms> the nation's average cholesterol count? |
#33174 (175/373) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HongXianShi> Is it a boy skeleton or a girl skeleton? :)
<Antimatter> how the hell can you tell?
<HongXianShi> Subtle differences in skull shape
<HongXianShi> And pelvic bones
<Kurt> you aren't a doctor, so you have no clue
<expohirma> hong: you're relying on the fact that it is a human
<expohirma> or that all humanoids follow roughly human anatomical structure
<HongXianShi> Most do, hence being called humanoids ;)
<expohirma> not necessarily bone structure
<expohirma> just shape.
<Kurt> halflings have an exoskeleton
<Kurt> that looks like skin
<Kurt> and a caramel centre |
#33191 (113/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Uranus> VFGBI|Space-Monkey: lemonparty.org is down? well, that just goes to show you how little you know of the net, you can just check out the google cache here and OH MY GOD THE HORRAR |
#33176 (98/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DrGrog> you know what's fun?
<DrGrog> when you take a knife and touch the little heat things in a toaster
<DrGrog> it's a rush |
#33200 (101/303) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IceWizard> someone needs to make wine in cans |
#33213 (62/228) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Signoff: disp (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: disposal!disp@syru229-149.syr.edu)))
*** disp (disp@syru229-149.syr.edu) has joined channel #fark
<disp> i am fucking stupid
<disp> from my experience
<goatasaur> took you long enough
<disp> it was on auto reconnect
<disp> i did it manually
<disp> while it was reconnecting
<disp> and then i sat on the server
<disp> thinking i was in the channel
<goatasaur> no, i mean it took you long enough to figure out you're fucking stupidComment: #fark on irvingnet.net
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#33204 (54/250) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Badtz> oh hell.
<Badtz> I got something japanese subtitled in spanish.
<Badtz> and the glutton I am, I'll watch it anyway.Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
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#33156 (40/238) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<!fis> finally my nickalert works =D
<!fis> FUCK
<!fis> i think my screen just burnt through
<!fis> i can type
<!fis> but i don't see anything
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!fis> stop that
<!Purge> actually.. i just tried to morse you something =/ |
#33168 (12/366) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** xt0rt was kicked by [noam] (penis, the only meat that tastes the same dark or light)Comment: #emu eFnet
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#33177 (10/280) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lazesharp> fuck
<Lazesharp> just knocked my case
<Pioneer> and...
<Lazesharp> bye bye Movies A - LComment: Hard drive problems
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#33197 (8/298) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Celeste> hey walra, fucking me, to a man, is what a big bucket of fried chicken is to you
<walra> oooooh |
#33220 (-1/311) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Shortman> k... can someone help with this...
<+Shortman> stored mysqldump output in a file
<+Shortman> command to load it into a mysqldb?
* Shortman was kicked by sub (user requested to be kicked)Comment: #mysql on EFNet
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